The Webernets 0 Here’s a Fun Game to Kill Time January 23rd, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg See if you can name all fifty guitarists on this poster
Viral Vomit 0 Best Mash-Up Ever of the Day: Metal Church and Sir-Mix-A-Lot January 22nd, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg No, it’s not “Baby Got Back.” And Black Sabbath is involved, sort of.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Got Our Faces F*cked Off January 18th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Arningway: omesay ofway isthay ostpay isway inway igpay estroyerday atinlay.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Black Sabbath: Recording Drummer Revealed! January 14th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I did NOT see this pick coming.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Remember Soundtracks? lol January 11th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks “OMG I have to get that movie’s soundtrack asap it’s awesome!!” — No one, 2013
Editorials 0 Phish Cover Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man” January 2nd, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg And it’s not terrible!
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Closing The Book On 2012 December 7th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks The Year In Metal News 2012: What will u remember? What are u dying to forget? Was 2012 kinda a fuckin’ dick?
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.
Tour de Force 0 Ozzfest is Coming to Japan November 26th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg And it’s bringing some pretty cool bands with it.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 6, 2012 November 6th, 2012 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Your Heavy And Hard New Releases Bible! Rip It Up And We’ll Prosecute!
Cinemetal 0 TEN YEAR OLD COVERS BLACK SABBATH’S “WAR PIGS” October 18th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg What the headline says.
Cinemetal 0 IRON MAIDEN NEWSWATCH: BRUCE’S KEYNOTE SPEECH, NEW ADRIAN JAM October 12th, 2012 at 1:30pm Anso DF We all eagerly await the unseating of NBA commissioner David […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: ACE OF BASS October 5th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Hey, how many bass players does it […]
Br00tal-lists 0 ANOTHER GUITARIST LIST OVER WHICH TO ARGUE! September 25th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Oh, COME ON!” Gibson — yup, the guitar manufacturers — […]
Br00tal-lists 0 ROLLING STONE READERS VOTE ON GREATEST HEAVY METAL ALBUMS OF ALL TIME; RESULTS BORING AS F*CK September 20th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg “Not even Kill ‘Em All?!?!” Rolling Drone recently held a […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: SEPTEMBER 18, 2012 September 18th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Hey DOODZ! Nice to see you! And it’s great that […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR APOCALYPSE [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] September 7th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks * Hey wow u look great today! Is that a […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: SEPTEMBER 4, 2012 September 4th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Oh hello there, MetalSucks metal sucker! Hmm are u surprised […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE MOSHPENDABLES [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] August 31st, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks * Banner by Cysquatch Hello heavy metallists everywhere! Say, have […]
Black Collar Workers 0 LET’S GOSSIP ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY FAMOUS METAL DRUMMERS MAKE August 28th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ll give you two guesses as to the focus of celebritynetworth.com, […]
