The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 MetalSucks Readers Name Death the Best Metal Band of All Time November 20th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Readers confirm eighteen outta twenty-five of the industry’s own selections.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, the REAL #1: Black Sabbath November 14th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Sorry, Manowar fans.
Greatest Hits 0 Photos of Metal Musicians When They Were Kids November 13th, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks Featuring members of Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and more.
\m/ 0 New Species of Frog Named After Ozzy Osbourne November 12th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I object!” cries Kermit.
Black Collar Workers 0 Ozzy Says Sharon Osbourne Will Decide Whether or Not Bill Ward Returns to Black Sabbath November 3rd, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Was that supposed to be a secret? Oops. Sorry!”
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Fresh Halloween Classics For Tonight October 31st, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Happy Halloween! Let’s get real, good, and scary!
This Sucks 0 Christian Zealot Murders Teen Metalhead in Oklahoma October 31st, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Deceased nineteen-year-old Jacob Crockett loved bands like Black Sabbath, Cannibal Corpse, Dying Fetus, and Mayhem.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Hipster-Proof Metal Bands October 10th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks We’ll never have to share these bands with the aloofly ironic
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Ozzy: Don’t Blame Me for Wacky 9/11 Statements October 10th, 2014 at 11:20am Anso DF Ozzy’s statements were “twisted,” says Ozzy
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Sent a Twerking Telegram October 3rd, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Slipknot, Mastodon, Lady Gaga, and more.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Lady Gaga’s Favorite Metal Song is… October 3rd, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg SPOILER ALERT: It’s not a Maiden song (or a Babymetal song).
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ozzy Osbourne: Black Sabbath are “Going to do One More Album, and a Final Tour” September 29th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg But Bill Ward can still go suck an egg.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: The Top Five Album 1/Track 1 September 26th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Here’s to the end of the week! And the start of five great bands!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Listen: Could Black Moth Save Rock Radio? September 25th, 2014 at 10:30am Anso DF Poppy stoner metal is our senior editor’s vote for Corporate Rock Radio’s next move (or final move)
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Ozzy Osbourne: Still Sharp as a Tack September 23rd, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He has literally become a bad joke from a Ron Howard movie.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Got Herpes from Our Uncle September 19th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include The Contortionist, Slipknot’s masks, Papa Roach, Slipknot’s masks, Obituary, and Slipknot’s masks.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Dude Covers Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man” on Bass from a Water Cooler Bottle September 15th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg And the internet continues to provide silly shit like mana […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 Psycho Analysis: Diagnose Yourself Based on Your Favorite Band September 3rd, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Like the DSM, only metal!
Punishing Pictorials 0 If Everything Goes Well, We Might Be Showin’ You Our Metal O Face August 29th, 2014 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Also known as “heavy metal vinegar strokes.”
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy Montreal 2014 Recap: 7 Storylines From Metal’s Wild Weekend August 15th, 2014 at 12:40pm Anso DF Let’s recap the last weekend’s big metal fest: Metallica domination vs. Babymetal mania! Whitechapel vs destiny! Anthrax vs. Anso’s feelings!
