Viral Vomit 0 Becoming Black Metal: “The Rainbow’s Dead To You, Son” June 30th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Enjoy this fun cartoon showing fans the easy steps to Becoming Black Metal.
Black Metal Bowel Movement 0 New Borknagar Album To Feature Ulver Vocalist May 1st, 2015 at 10:00am MetalSucks Get excited, Garmentos!
Metal Merch 0 What if Superheroes Had Black Metal Logos? February 20th, 2015 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Never before has Superman been so grim.
New Stuff 0 Let’s All Argue About This New Deafheaven Song (Again!) August 22nd, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein “False metal!” “Poseurs!” “Hipsters!” Or how about just… “really good!”
Viral Vomit 0 Listen to Two Black Metal Covers of Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger’s Internet-Breaking Disaster “Hello Kitty” April 28th, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Better than the original?
\m/ 0 A Brief Animated History of Corpse Paint November 13th, 2013 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Watch this entertaining (and educational!) video.
\m/ 0 Famous Corporate Logos… Reimagined as Black Metal Logos November 7th, 2013 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Google has never been this grim.
Events 0 The MetalSucks Guide to SXSW 2013: The Metal Flicks March 7th, 2013 at 3:00pm Corey Mitchell Our official guide to all of the films at SXSW 2013 that are relevant to metalheads.
Cinemetal 0 Sundance ’13 Exclusive – Original Black Metal Poster Art January 15th, 2013 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell Nine-minute short film Black Metal makes its premiere this Thursday at the Sundance Film Festival.
Reviews 0 Hell Militia’s Jacob’s Ladder: Yup, That’s a Black Metal Record All Right November 27th, 2012 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Emperor Rhombus checks out the latest from these French militant black metallers.
Black Metal Bowel Movement 0 BLOODSOURCING BLACK METAL – WANNA HELP MAKE A MOVIE? June 12th, 2012 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell Ever wanted to make a movie? How about a movie […]
Metal in the Media 400 “HIS MOTHER SAYS HE WAS A NORMAL, HAPPY BOY… UNTIL HE BECAME OBSESSED WITH BLACK METAL MUSIC!” December 7th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg If those words make you laugh as hard as I […]
Green Eggs and Slam 570 BEING A BLACK METAL FAN: WHEN EVEN OTHER METAL NERDS THINK YOU ARE AN UPTIGHT, BUTTHURT SNOB November 2nd, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D In b4 butthurt BM nerds realize a hot azn girl […]
Metal in the Media 470 DEAR SASHA FRERE-JONES: PLEASE STFU ABOUT METAL FOREVER October 10th, 2011 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein (“My Ivy League education taught me how to over-analyze the […]
Freeloader 110 FREELOADER: ESCHATON’S AN INSTRUMENT OF DARKNESS August 1st, 2011 at 2:30pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader,” in which we […]
Freeloader 110 FREELOADER: A GREENBERGIAN ANALYSIS OF FOUR ALBUMS BY LONELY DUDES June 6th, 2011 at 3:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader,” in which we […]
Freeloader 100 FREELOADER: EMBERS’ SHADOWS May 24th, 2011 at 3:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader” in which we […]
Not Quite Metal? 270 MY MORNING JACKET ARE “HOLDIN ON TO BLACK METAL” May 2nd, 2011 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Of any non-metal band I might expect to write a […]
The Webernets 370 FEBRUARY IS BLACK METAL HISTORY MONTH AT METAL INJECTION February 3rd, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein The idea of February as Black Metal History Month is […]
Metal Jewery 80 HASIDIC BLACK METAL January 21st, 2011 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Who knew orthodox Jews got down with Satan? MS Uber-Maniac […]
