MSTV 0 Video: ABBA Songs in the Style of Black Metal November 22nd, 2017 at 11:36am MetalSucks Never before has “Dancing Queen” sounded so grim and frostbitten.
Music Dorkery 0 Video: Black Metal Parodies of Pop Songs August 29th, 2017 at 9:31am Vince Neilstein Also: black metal versions of hits by Justin Bieber, Megan Trainor, Miley Cyrus and more.
Level Up 0 Xas Irkalla: A Brutal New Game Worthy of Metal August 23rd, 2017 at 1:49pm Jeff Treppel Like D&D for metalheads with a penchant for the extremely bleak.
Lost in the Mosh 0 False, Integrity and the Best, Most-Overlooked Metal of July August 1st, 2017 at 4:40pm MetalSucks MetalSucks’ newest monthly column will be devoted to reviewing the best, most overlooked heavy releases of the month.
MSTV 0 Video: Black Metal… In the Desert! March 8th, 2017 at 12:03pm MetalSucks Why does black metal always have to be so frostbitten and cold? Woods of Trees’ latest video brings black metal to perhaps the most brutal, punishing, unforgiving landscape on Earth: the desert.
This Sucks 0 Antifa Protest Against NSBM Band Graveland Causes Black Metal Fest in Montreal to be Canceled November 29th, 2016 at 9:53am Vince Neilstein Antifa tossed smoke grenades, called in bomb threats and started fires.
\m/ 0 True Story: A Couple on Their Engagement Photo Shoot Stumbled Upon a Black Metal Band in the Woods October 24th, 2016 at 9:26am Vince Neilstein The nuptials of John Awesome (yes, really) and Nydia Hernandez just got WAY more grim.
Editorials 0 What’s the Next Big Trend in Metal? October 20th, 2016 at 11:56am Vince Neilstein Have we entered the era of post-everything?
MSTV 0 Video: Mark Tremonti (Alter Bridge, Creed, Tremonti) Reacts to Brutal Metal August 15th, 2016 at 2:00pm MetalSucks MetalSucks video correspondent Brian Storm sat down with the axeman to play him a specially concocted playlist of some of the most brutal metal tracks of all time including Infant Annihilator, Cannibal Corpse and more.
What the...?? 0 Limp Bizkit Have a Black Metal Logo Now August 12th, 2016 at 11:20am Emperor Rhombus It’s all about the he-said she-said kill-your-best-friend-in-his-apartment-complex-in-Oslo buuullshit.
Lolz 0 Scare Tactics: Was Black Metal a CHRISTIAN RECRUITMENT TOOL?!?!?! July 26th, 2016 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Was metal’s most satanic genre started to make young people accept Jesus?
Viral Vomit 0 This Icelandic Soccer Commentary Doubles Perfectly as Black Metal Vocals June 28th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Gol-side journey.
MSTV 0 Video: Black Metal Parody of Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” April 12th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks It’s like Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet, except in corpse paint… perfect, really.
MSTV 0 Video: Black Metal Parody of Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas is You” December 8th, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Or should we say… all I want for KRIEGMAS is you.
Lolz 0 An Excerpt from Charles Dickens’ Grim Expectations November 11th, 2015 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus “So I came to be called Pip, until I became known as Blasphemoth Christraper.”
Editorials 0 This T-Shirt of Bernie Sanders in Corpse Paint is Amazing October 19th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein FEEL THE CHURCH BERN
Cooking Contaminated 0 Burger King’s Black Whopper Has an Unexpected Side Effect October 6th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Black gives way to green.
Editorials 0 A Blaze In The Southern Moon: America Will Get The Black Whopper September 25th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus None more burger.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Black Metal Busking in Prague September 17th, 2015 at 12:00pm MetalSucks What happens when Woods of Trees bring their ultimate grimness to the streets of Prague?
Metal Legacies 0 Here’s To You, Armored Bipedal Goat July 13th, 2015 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Good on you, you spiked Christ-beheading son of a bitch.
