Editorials 0 Gary Holt of Slayer Defends Taylor Swift and Calls Beyoncé “The Most Overrated Talent on Earth” July 20th, 2024 at 9:00am Haela Huntress There’s nothing our readers love more than seeing a headline […]
News 0 Unfortunately, New Mötley Crüe will Combine Country and Hip Hop April 5th, 2024 at 3:05pm Mandy Scythe And y’all are mad about Beyonce?
Viral Vomit 0 Finally, Someone Has Mashed-Up Rammstein, Metallica, and Beyoncé August 22nd, 2019 at 11:40am Axl Rosenberg “Waidmanns Heil” + “Sad But True” + “Crazy in Love” = “Beyoncé’s Heil (Rammstein in Love).”
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week December 9th, 2016 at 5:14pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Kid Rock, Code Orange, Swallow the Sun, and more.
Metal in the Media 0 David Draiman Says “Something Has Gone Wrong” When Disturbed and Beyoncé are Nominated in the Same Grammy Category December 8th, 2016 at 10:34am Axl Rosenberg “I mean, where are all the animal noises?!?!”
Metal Merch 0 Beyoncé Now Makes Slayer-inspired ‘Slayoncé’ Pins October 11th, 2016 at 2:34pm Emperor Rhombus Hey, whatever gives you street cred.
Metal Merch 0 Beyoncé, Madonna Amongst Latest Pop Stars to Get the Metal Shirt Treatment November 12th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg By which I mean someone has made shirts for them that look like shirts for not metal bands. They’re not being forced to wear chainmail or whatever.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Steel Panther to Kanye West: “Your Music Sounds Like Hamster Turds” February 16th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The best modern glam band in the world shames rapper for his latest dumb stunt.
Editorials 0 SUMMER OF LOVE August 28th, 2012 at 4:30pm Gary Suarez Like the dark clouds that anticipate derechos, an ominous tenebrous […]
