Editorials 1130 AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM NERGAL September 1st, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I didn’t read the comments under our story “Nergal Has […]
Tour de Force 80 WE NOW RETURN TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING; OR, BDM, WATAIN ANNOUNCE TOURS August 30th, 2010 at 10:01am Axl Rosenberg Three cheers for Crack Hitler, who I think did a […]
Admin 320 BEHEMOTH’S NERGAL BRINGS AWARENESS TO THE NEED FOR BONE MARROW DONORS August 26th, 2010 at 9:30am MetalSucks As regular readers of this site are aware, we rarely […]
This Sucks 2060 NERGAL HAS LEUKEMIA August 24th, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this month, Behemoth announced that Nergal is “seriously ill […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE ARE GONNA BE ON WSOU TOMORROW August 13th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg FRIENDLY REMINDER: Vince and I are taking over WSOU tomorrow […]
Cinemetal 360 “ALAS, THE LORD IS UPON” BEHEMOTH August 11th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Just in time to make you that much more hopeful […]
This Sucks 530 NERGAL IS “SERIOUSLY ILL,” CANCELS ALL BEHEMOTH DATES August 8th, 2010 at 11:58pm MetalSucks The metal world has taken some serious hits this year […]
Tour de Force 450 METALSUCKS PRESENTS THE LAWLESS STATES OF HERETIKA NORTH AMERICAN TOUR WITH BEHEMOTH, WATAIN, WITHERED AND BLACK ANVIL August 3rd, 2010 at 3:20pm MetalSucks That’s right, kiddies… Behemoth are gonna heat up your winter […]
\m/ 120 TWO GENERATIONS OF METALSUCKS MANIACS July 6th, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein You may remember MS reader Shane Gillis as the man […]
\m/ 260 NERGAL FREE TO DEFACE BIBLES AGAIN! June 29th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I know I’m a cynical bastard, but can you blame […]
Kingdom of Sorrow Sucks 330 JAMEY JASTA’S PICKS FOR FIVE GREAT ALBUM COVERS June 8th, 2010 at 10:00am MetalSucks These are just record covers I thought were great. I […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE SHAVED BELLADONNA’S BUSH May 14th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yep, we talked a lot of smack on Joey Belladonna […]
This Sucks 910 NERGAL ISN’T THE ONLY ONE IN THE DARSKI HOUSEHOLD WHO LOVES BLASPHEMY May 10th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe Bible-bashing is sexually transmitted. Offending someone’s religious beliefs is […]
Levi/Werstler Sucks 460 GREAT MUSICIANS THAT COULD GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR DEFINITION OF GENRE (AND ARE MORE SUCCESSFUL FOR IT) April 20th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Musicians are strange creatures. Their work hours and habits are […]
\m/ 240 HEADBANGING WHILE MAKING FIRE April 9th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks The future Mrs. Skullia just sent this to me. The description […]
I Am The Blawg 130 I AM THE BLAWG: NERGAL, RELIGION, AND THE LAW April 7th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Last month, Nergal found himself in a lot of trouble […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE HIT A NEW LOW March 12th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So Vince is now out of town. Again. Luckily, we […]
What the...?? 1450 BEHEMOTH’S NERGAL FACES UP TO TWO YEARS IN PRISON FOR DESTRUCTION OF A BIBLE March 9th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Somebody call Antonin Skullia. Nergal has been formally charged with […]
Tour de Force 730 WHO THE F*CK IS PROGRAMMING THIS FESTIVAL? February 12th, 2010 at 2:35pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s the poster for this summer’s Sweden Rock Festival. You […]
Readers' Choice 300 HOUR OF PENANCE: THE ITALIAN BEHEMOTH? February 11th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Maniac Dan Wolfson tipped us off to the existence […]
