Editorials 0 This is the Lineup for the Metal Alliance Tour 2014 January 13th, 2014 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Are we really already on year four of Metal Alliance […]
Cinemetal 0 Here’s the First of Four Trailers for Behemoth’s The Satanist January 8th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Also: album artwork!!!
Cinemetal 0 At Last! Behemoth Release New Video and Song, “Blow Your Trumpets Gabriel,” Announce Release Date for The Satanist December 4th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg He can blow my trumpet any day.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 New Behemoth Teaser Video Contains a Whole 30 Seconds of New Music November 21st, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Also: a MetalSucks Mansion Monkey known as Todd had gonorrhea.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Behemoth to Blow Gabriel’s Trumpet in December November 7th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Also: we know now who produced The Satanist!
Cinemetal 0 Video: Trio of Polish Women “Work Out” to Behemoth’s “Alas, Lord Is Upon Me” (NSFW, Sort Of) October 16th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg You know it’s a good work out video when it’s NSFW.
Cinemetal 0 Totally Bizarre Music Video of the Day: Behemoth’s Nergal Performs Dressed as Nazi Joachim von Ribbentrop to Promote New Movie September 20th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg With an actor playing Hitler, no less.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Were Under the Covers September 13th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories, and a playlist of some of metal’s most famous covers.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Nergal Bleeds for His Art (Literally) September 12th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Behemoth frontman pulls a Vincent Castiglia, puts his blood into the cover of The Satanist.
New Stuff 0 Behemoth Blow Gabriel’s Trumpet August 12th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg New Behemoth song! NEW BEHEMOTH SONG!!!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Release of Behemoth’s The Satanist Delayed ‘Til 2014 August 7th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Don’t ask me why ’cause I don’t know.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Watch: Selim Lemouchi’s “Thistle” Draws The Devil’s Blood July 25th, 2013 at 10:00am Anso DF Shocker: The Devil’s Blood mainman’s new jams are awesome
Tour de Force 0 Mayhem Fest Down a Behemoth June 5th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Because Inferno needs surgery.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Behemoth Announce Title of New Album May 31st, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg And that’s all they’ve announced, so I can’t tell you what that title is here, duh.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Had Cyber AIDS March 22nd, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Make sure you check out all the cool shit you missed when a hacker tried to fuck wit ‘r’ bidness.
Studio Stuff 0 Behemoth Have Entered the Studio March 18th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg But who is producing the album???
The Top 25 Modern Metal Frontmen 0 #20: Nergal (Behemoth) March 11th, 2013 at 5:00pm Anso DF Hypocrisy. Cancer. Supermodels. Nergal is their conqueror.
Readers' Choice 0 Ross Robinson is Really Getting Cozy with the Poles January 24th, 2013 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Was it semantik punk that brought him to the land of Behemoth and strudel jabłkowy?
Cinemetal 0 Here’s Nergal Playing a Nazi January 16th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t fret, it’s a comedy.
Tour de Force 0 Behemoth to Play This Summer’s Mayhem Fest January 7th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg It’s not confirmed, but bassist Orion says it’s happening!
