Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 190 AXL ROSE FALL DOWN GO BOOM October 20th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Axl Rose fell down while performing “Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door” […]
What the...?? 70 AXL ROSE: SINGER, SONGWRITER, SIDLER October 18th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a great tip if you wanna get laid: follow […]
Editorials 160 AXL ROSE PERFORMS “ESTRANGED” FOR THE FIRST TIME IN EIGHTEEN YEARS October 3rd, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Despite not being the kind of grim n’ gritty tune […]
Reunion Mania 180 TIME TO CONTINUE BEING NOT EXCITED BY THE IDEA OF A GN’R REUNION September 27th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg So long as Axl Rose, Slash, Izzy Stradlin, and Duff […]
Rampant Rumors 140 G.N.R. TO TOUR U.S.A. September 21st, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dates for a Guns N’ Roses tour of America have […]
Retrospective 640 CELEBRATE THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF GN’R’S USE YOUR ILLUSION BY MAKING YOUR OWN TRACK LIST September 16th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Tomorrow marks the twentieth anniversary of the release of Guns […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Question of the Week 1230 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND PLAY ANY METAL BAND/MUSICIAN SOME OF THEIR MUSIC AND/OR SHOW THEM PHOTOS/VIDEOS OF THEMSELVES FROM THEIR FUTURE, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY? July 22nd, 2011 at 4:20pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
New Stuff 280 SLASH’S GUITAR TONE STILL GETS ME July 18th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Even if I haven’t exactly been thrilled with Slash’s post-Guns […]
Cinemetal 230 Bill Bailey Has a Message for Metallica July 12th, 2011 at 11:40am Axl Rosenberg Bill Bailey is a British comedian with whom I’m not […]
...And F*ck You Too 220 SEBASTIAN BACH ENDS LEASE WITH AXL ROSE’S BALLS, STRIKES NEW ARRANGEMENT WITH ASKING ALEXANDRIA’S TESTICLES May 25th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg In 2006, Axl Rose’s Nu-GN’R played what was then their […]
What the...?? 180 IF YOU LOVE METAL AND STAR WARS AS MUCH AS I DO, YOU WILL STILL PROBABLY THINK THIS IS F*CKING WEIRD May 25th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Star Wars and Guns N’ Roses both have a special […]
Unsigned and Unholy 370 HOLY SH*T, THIS GUNS N’ ROSES COVER IS AMAZING April 4th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck Nu-GN’R, and fuck Velvet Revolver, too. This band covers […]
Black Collar Workers 230 CHINESE DEMOCRACY: NOW ONLY SLIGHTLY MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER March 30th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg While both The Deciblog’s Shawn Macomber and myself both think that […]
The Webernets 400 FINALLY, A “JUSTIFY YOUR SH*TTY TASTE” I CAN GET BEHIND: CHINESE DEMOCRACY February 23rd, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know I’ve been kind of obsessed (here, here, here, […]
Editorials 90 LEYLA FORD RAMBLES ABOUT WHY ROCKSTARS SHOULDN’T RAMBLE February 21st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Andy McCoy, one of the founding members of Hanoi Rocks, […]
Everyone's Replaceable 200 BULLSH*T GUNS N’ ROSES NEWS OF THE DAY: WE ALL KNOW WHO THE NEW SINGER FOR VELVET REVOLVER IS, AND GN’R ARE NOT REUNITING FOR THE SUPERBOWL February 11th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s the latest round of idiotic news revolving around the […]
...And F*ck You Too 640 SUPER BOWL RETARDATION ROUND-UP, PART 2: $LASH AND FERGIE RAPE “SWEET CHILD O’ MINE” February 7th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg In 1987, $lash wrote the main riff for “Sweet Child O’ […]
Cinemetal 70 I LIKE MUSIC VIDEOS January 14th, 2011 at 12:00pm MetalSucks I like music videos. I don’t mean just lame concert […]
Editorials 310 F*CK, MARRY, KILL: HOT METAL D00DZ EDITION January 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Yesterday, Sergeant D. posted a Metal Edition of the classic […]
