What the...?? 0 Video: Nekrogoblikon Guitarist Joe Nelson Plays for Avril Lavigne Now March 2nd, 2022 at 12:10pm Emperor Rhombus Guess goblins aren’t paying the bills!
\m/ 0 Willow Smith + Avril Lavigne Drop New Pop-Punk Track October 19th, 2021 at 2:34pm Vince Neilstein Willow has been letting her love for rock and metal show lately.
Br00tal-lists 0 MetalSucks’ Top 25 Most Popular Stories of the Decade (2010 – 2019) December 17th, 2019 at 1:56pm MetalSucks Includes the 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, Slipknot, Slayer, Threatin, and more!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Heavy Metal Face Swaps March 11th, 2016 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Man, it seems like everyone is obsessed with these face […]
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: The 5 Jams You Recommend To Babymetal Fans (And Haters)? March 20th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Babymetal basically has no peers. What other acts give off sympathetic vibrations?
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Are We Thankful For? November 21st, 2014 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Thanksgiving 2014 is days away. For what will we express our gratitude?
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: ’90s Female Alternative Goes Stoner Metal! November 7th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Today’s melodic stoner metal started in 1995 by major-label alternative-rock women?!
Viral Vomit 0 Listen to Two Black Metal Covers of Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger’s Internet-Breaking Disaster “Hello Kitty” April 28th, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Better than the original?
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Said “Hello Kitty” April 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Lamb of God, Slayer, Slipknot, and more.
Cinemetal 0 Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Finally Wrote a Song So Awful that the Internet Has Collectively Rejected It April 23rd, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “Hello Kitty,” a song they co-wrote, is being yanked from the internet left n’ right.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Avril Lavigne Must Be Stopped October 28th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Now she’s recorded a song with Marilyn Manson, too.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Poll: Is the New Duet Between Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne the Worst Song of All Time, Or Just the Worst Song of the Year? October 16th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Every time they sing “let it go,” it feels like encouragement to off myself.
Metal in the Media 0 Steel Panther Not Playing Chad Kroeger/Avril Lavigne Wedding After All April 30th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg PHEW!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Sh*t Flows Downhill: The Marilyn Manson-Avril Lavigne-Steel Panther Connection April 11th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg AIDS.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Regular Bowel Movements Were a Bitter Memory December 14th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This concludes regular posting for 2012!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Sign Our Petition to Have Chad Kroeger Neutered and Avril Lavigne Spayed December 12th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Demand that these two talentless ass clowns never procreate.
...And F*ck You Too 0 F*ck You, Avril Lavigne December 12th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Singer covers husband’s awful song.
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE WAGES OF WUV [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] August 24th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch At MetalSucks, we truly love True Love. […]
...And F*ck You Too 1010 VERY LIKELY THE WORST METALLICA COVER I’VE EVER HEARD September 23rd, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I don’t know who you are, Stefanie Heinzmann, but give […]
