Editorials 1210 WOMEN ARE BETTER METAL SINGERS THAN MEN March 17th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks After listening to Psycho’s female blowtorch, Penny Torture, and Ava […]
Tour de Force 470 AVENGED SEVENFOLD TOUR: TO ATTEND OR NOT TO ATTEND February 18th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I had a math tutor in high school who was, […]
Green Eggs and Slam 910 IS IT DUMB 2B ORIGINAL??? January 20th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D I was thinking the other day about how some bands […]
Everyone's Replaceable 680 THE NEW DRUMMER FOR AVENGED SEVENFOLD IS, UH… WHO? January 20th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Well, here’s an anticlimactic conclusion to a dramatic story. Avenged […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE LISTENED TO ANARCHIST STUFF January 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So 2011 is officially underway! I mean, we’re two full […]
...And F*ck You Too 450 MIKE PORTNOY IS AVAILABLE FOR BAR MITZVAHS January 11th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Watch out! These young bucks are taking over the world. […]
Poll 660 POLL: WILL DREAM THEATER’S NEW PORTNOY-LESS ALBUM RULE OR DROOL??? January 3rd, 2011 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein While we were gone for the holidays, Mike Portnoy asked […]
Rampant Rumors 340 PORTNOY OUT OF A7X, MARCO MINNEMANN IN DREAM THEATER??? December 17th, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein When Mike Portnoy announced he would be leaving Dream Theater, […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2110 WHAT IS UR FAVORITE HARD ROCK BAND??? November 8th, 2010 at 1:20pm Sergeant D There’s nothing I love more than the cock-smashing brutality of […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 250 AND NOW FOR ANOTHER GOSSIPY PORTNOYGATE UPDATE! October 7th, 2010 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Preface: I love Dream Theater and anything DT-related with all […]
Neilstein Soundscam 280 SOUNDSCAN: MUSHROOMHEAD AND TWIZTID BE SELLIN’ RECKIDS, YO October 6th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Believe it or not, folks still buy CDs. I know… […]
The Webernets 280 INSERT AVENGED SEVENFOLD PENIS JOKE HERE September 15th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Thanks to the penis-loving ladies at Reign in Blonde for […]
\m/ 240 MIKE PORTNOY IS ONE COOL DAD September 10th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Reader Mike McGurney sent us a link to the below […]
This Sucks 2740 MIKE PORTNOY LEAVES DREAM THEATER!! September 8th, 2010 at 8:49pm Vince Neilstein Our inboxes are currently blowing up with this link, a […]
Contests 40 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE MIKE PORTNOY EDITION August 3rd, 2010 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein … sort of! The above photo was sent in by […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE WERE REVEALED TO BE A SECRET SUBDIVISION OF THE ILLUMINATI July 30th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, is it seriously August already? It’s gonna start […]
Cinemetal 150 FIRST FOOTAGE OF AVENGED PORTNOYFOLD July 27th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Avenged Sevenfold’s Nightmare is out today (read Vince’s interview with […]
Interviews 500 JEW ON XTIAN: VINCE NEILSTEIN INTERVIEWS AVENGED SEVENFOLD’S JOHNNY CHRIST July 26th, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein With the passing of James “The Rev” Sullivan, it hasn’t […]
Cinemetal 360 AVENGED SEVENFOLD’S “NIGHTMARE” COMES TO LIFE July 19th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Avenged Sevenfold may not be a hair metal, exactly — […]
New Stuff 460 AVENGED SEVENFOLD GET “BURIED ALIVE” July 15th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I was feeling a little worried about the quality of […]
