Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE GOT FED THROUGH THE TEETH MACHINE October 23rd, 2009 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s a lyric in the song “Hour of Rats” from […]
This Sucks 490 SCOTT WEILAND, KEYBOARD CAT SPEAK OUT ON DEPARTURE OF ATTACK ATTACK! FRONTMAN October 22nd, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Now skip to the 3:54 mark to get Mr. Weiland’s […]
This Sucks 930 BUTCH LESBIAN QUITS ATTACK ATTACK!; FUTURE OF CRABCORE IN QUESTION? October 22nd, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday, October 19th, 2009 – a date which will live […]
Haterade 370 THE INVENTORS OF CRABCORE? October 15th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein MS reader Ajax sent us a link to a video […]
This Sucks 860 DOC COYLE: NOT TO BE F*CKED WITH October 5th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Awhile back, there was a fan-filmed video of one of […]
Haterade 400 SAYING “BEST KEYBOARD BREAKDOWNS” IS LIKE SAYING “BEST INSTANCES OF ANAL RAPE” October 1st, 2009 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg The below video is a collection of the “Best Keyboard/Synthesizer […]
Exclusive 90 EXCLUSIVE BEARD DESTROYER ’09 TOUR WRAP-UP WITH BATILLUS DRUMMER GEOFF SUMMERS! September 30th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks On Sunday night we caught the Beard Destroyer 2009 tour […]
...And F*ck You Too 1010 FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH: WAY TOO POPULAR September 24th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Luckily for Five Finger Death Punch, being total assholes who […]
...And F*ck You Too 1010 VERY LIKELY THE WORST METALLICA COVER I’VE EVER HEARD September 23rd, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I don’t know who you are, Stefanie Heinzmann, but give […]
What the...?? 760 ATTACK ATTACK! HOPE THEIR BOYFRIEND DON’T MIND IT September 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg First of all, major credit goes to reader Daniel Stalder […]
Haterade 760 STICK STICKLY IN THIS KID’S VAGINA September 3rd, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein At least two of you have emailed us about this […]
Haterade 800 HAHAHAHAHAHA… COUGH, COUGH… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! August 12th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t want to spoil the surprise… just keep in […]
Editorials 670 CRABCORE = “SIGNATURE CROUCHES” July 20th, 2009 at 9:54am Axl Rosenberg The above photo of Attack! Attack!, from the NY Times […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE WERE TOO HUNGOVER TO DO A DECENT JOB July 17th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, people. I feel like fucking death. I just wanna […]
Haterade 1110 I GOT STUPIDER JUST WATCHING THIS July 15th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Interview with the lead singer of Attack! Attack! from hardtimes.ca: […]
Haterade 1860 LESSONS IN FASHION, AS TAUGHT BY MOTIONLESS IN WHITE July 10th, 2009 at 3:33pm Vince Neilstein Ever since discovering yesterday’s Shitstain subject matter Motionless In White, […]
Cinemetal 1360 ATTACK! ATTACK!’S NEW VIDEO MAKES ME WANT TO SLIT MY WRIST June 9th, 2009 at 10:25am Corey Mitchell I’ve had the misfortune of witnessing the debacle that is […]
