Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE WERE BETTER LATE THAN NEVER February 12th, 2010 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well I had a heckuva afternoon, what with a horde […]
Editorials 430 ANTHRAX’S WORSHIP MUSIC JUST BECAME THAT MUCH MORE OF A COLLECTOR’S ITEM February 10th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg THE ANTHRAX SAGA CONTINUES! So. If you’re just joining us, […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 200 I BET BRIAN POSEHN MAKES SOME GREAT FART AND WIENER JOKES February 9th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Brian Posehn is easily one of the funniest stand-up comedians […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 50 JOE JACKSON IS A DICK. NO, NOT THAT ONE. February 4th, 2010 at 1:20pm Anso DF If you’re reading this, you are a sexy genius with […]
Rampant Rumors 1200 UNINFORMED SPECULATION ON WHO WILL PLAY OZZFEST 2010 February 1st, 2010 at 12:14pm Axl Rosenberg So apparently Ozzfest is coming back this summer, and is […]
Editorials 840 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY ON HOW HE GOT INTO METAL January 27th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The Austerity Program play this Sunday January 31, in Brooklyn […]
New Stuff 60 “LEFT HOOK FROM RIGHT FIELD”: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ARMORED SAINT HAVE RE-ENTERED THE BUILDING January 20th, 2010 at 8:32am Axl Rosenberg While some of us schmucks were sitting around waiting to […]
Poll 540 POLL: BEST “BIG FOUR” RELEASE OF THE PAST COUPLE OF YEARS January 11th, 2010 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein A lot has been made of the “big four” shows […]
Editorials 1790 WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE ON REVIVAL TRENDS December 30th, 2009 at 10:11am MetalSucks A couple weeks ago, I did an interview with Metal […]
Tour de Force 760 BIG FOUR WON’T TOUR… BUT WILL SHARE THE SAME STAGE December 14th, 2009 at 5:48pm Axl Rosenberg Looks like we’re going to fucking Poland. From Metallica’s website: […]
The Webernets 250 ONE OUT OF EVERY TEN FANS STILL IN DENIAL ABOUT METALLICA SELLING OUT December 8th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Any site that lovingly mocks metal is automatically a friend […]
Contests 880 HELLBENT FOR COOKING CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF THE HEAVY METAL COOKBOOK! December 7th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Did you know that if you eat before you start […]
Tweet Twat 90 MAYBE MAXIM KNOWS SOMETHING WE DON’T December 3rd, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So yesterday SMN tipped me off that Maxim had compiled […]
Black Collar Workers 80 ROCKLAHOMA GETTING LIFE SUPPORT FROM AEG December 1st, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Rocklahoma, the three day hair metal festival that’s taken place […]
What the...?? 540 THIS ANTHRAX FALL OUT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE EVERY TIME November 30th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Scott Ian will do just about anything for a buck. […]
Editorials 90 WORSHIP MUSIC IS THE NEW CHINESE DEMOCRACY November 20th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Obviously, my headline is a little sensationalistic. We waited a […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 410 CHARLIE BENANTE IS CRANKY AT ISLAND RECORDS November 16th, 2009 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg Thanks to Saul Hudson, who sent us the below screen […]
Br00tal-lists 150 ARGUE WITH SCOTT IAN November 13th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Anthrax are doing a signing of their just re-issued for […]
...And F*ck You Too 470 ZAKK WYLDE IS A MENSCH, BUT ALSO A HYPOCRITE November 10th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s Zakk Wylde talking to Tartarean Desire a few years […]
Black Collar Workers 470 iMETAL November 10th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg You know how I know things aren’t all terrible in […]
