Worst Week Ever 0 Elijah Wood Makes an Anal C*nt Joke, Tom Morello Schools Another Conservative Fan, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week August 7th, 2020 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Metallica, Anthrax, Trivium, Periphery, and more.
Pummeling Politics 0 Lord of the Rings Star Elijah Wood Made a Anal C*nt Joke About the Trump Family August 3rd, 2020 at 1:08pm Axl Rosenberg Wait, Elijah Wood has heard of Anal C*nt???
Pummeling Politics 0 Anal Trump Release $10,000 Deluxe Version of New Album, Form Super PAC to “Make Trump Shit” November 6th, 2018 at 10:59am Axl Rosenberg The one-of-kind version of The First 100 Songs will be delivered in the format of one-hundred one-inch records.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Anal Trump to Celebrate Mid-Term Elections with The First 100 Songs November 2nd, 2018 at 1:01pm Axl Rosenberg It has the best songs.
Worst Week Ever 0 Anal Cunt Guitarist Dies, Ghost Release a New Album, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week June 1st, 2018 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Slayer, Slipknot, and more.
This Sucks 0 Anal Cunt Guitarist Josh Martin, 45, Killed in Tragic Escalator Accident May 29th, 2018 at 2:50pm MetalSucks There’s no evidence that he was pushed or deliberately jumped to his death.
New Stuff 0 Mustainal Cunt: Exactly What You Think It Is March 19th, 2018 at 10:35am Axl Rosenberg If you loathe Mustaine, Nugent, and Labonte as much as we do, this is the joke-grindcore band for you.
This Sucks 0 Infant Annihilator Banned from Spotify for Allegedly Being Offensive September 14th, 2017 at 2:41pm Axl Rosenberg Yet somehow Anal Cunt is okay.
New Stuff 0 Anal Trump: A Grind Band for Our Time November 7th, 2016 at 11:12am Axl Rosenberg Includes the hits “My Daughter is a Piece of Ass,” “Trump Tower Has the Best Taco Bowels,” “Dave Mustaine is Cool,” and more.
\m/ 0 Playlist: Heavy Metal Dance Party September 22nd, 2016 at 9:23am Axl Rosenberg Just because you love metal doesn’t mean you can’t cut a rug.
Br00tal-lists 0 Ten Metal Comic Books We’d Like To Read July 30th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Complete with the artists we’d like to see drawing them!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Not to Be Outdone by Slipknot, Other Metal Bands Announce Fragrance Lines September 30th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slipknot have always been trend setters, and these bands want in on the action!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Earache to Release World’s Shortest Album for Record Store Day April 10th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Limited edition 5″ will feature Napalm Death, Brutal Truth, Morbid Angel, and (believe it or not) more.
Music Dorkery 0 Kamelot Fan Argues that Death Metal, Hardcore, Grindcore, and Deathcore Aren’t Music March 14th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Or even art!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Had a Terrific Sense of Humor November 30th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here are the week’s top stories…
Metal Merch 0 Ann Coulter/Anal Cunt Stickers are Pretty Much the Best Thing Ever November 26th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg They make great stocking stuffers!
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: SO-SO LOGO NO-GO BRO, PRO LOGO FO SHO MOFO October 19th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks How much does a band’s logo matter to its popularity?
Shit That Comes Out Today 290 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY – THE NOVEMBER 21ST, 2011 EDITION November 22nd, 2011 at 12:40pm Vic Vaughn There are only four relevant releases this week, the signal […]
New Stuff 30 FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE: NEW OLD ANAL CUNT November 14th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Seth Putnam was one of metal’s great provocateurs and most colorful […]
