Hipsters Out Of Metal! 70 IDOL REMAINS LIVE 2: RIDIN’ HIGH TONIGHT March 11th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF American Idol week 8 Wed: The final 13 perform Thur: […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 150 IDOL REMAINS: THE SUCKIEST SUCKS THAT EVER SUCKED February 18th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF Wed: “Hollywood” group night Thurs: “Hollywood” solo auditions Misery index: […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 140 IDOL REMAINS: DON’T CRY FOR ME PASADENA February 11th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF Wed: San Francisco, auditions day seven Thurs: “Hollywood,” first round […]
Admin 110 HAVE YOU BEEN READING “IDOL REMAINS?” February 10th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Steven Tyler’s review of “Idol Remains” on MetalSucks You folks […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 140 IDOL REMAINS: HELP ME I AM IN HELL. February 4th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Auditions week three Cities: Austin (Wed), Los Angeles (Thurs) Misery […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 50 IDOL REMAINS: YES, STEVEN TYLER, LET’S ALL “F*CK A DUCK” January 28th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Auditions week two Cities: Milwaukee (Wed), Nashville (Thurs) Misery index: […]
Metal in the Media 130 AS THOUGH THERE WERE ANY DOUBT, STEVEN TYLER IS NOW OFFICIALLY AN AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE September 22nd, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Which is a smart move on Fox’s part, because now […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 230 STEVEN TYLER TO DO VIRTUALLY ANYTHING BUT RECORD WITH AEROSMITH August 4th, 2010 at 12:20pm Anso DF Ugh, I absorb a lot of insults from my elitist friends for […]
Viral Vomit 80 “PANTS ON THE GROUND” METAL REMIX January 20th, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Suckalo Maxwell sent in the first of what I predict […]
Black Collar Workers 320 RAGE AGAINST THE U.K.’S X FACTOR AND SH*TTY POP MUSIC December 15th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Our email boxes have been blowing up about this for […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 300 AMERICAN IDOL IS NOT SCREAMO FRIENDLY August 5th, 2009 at 4:35pm Axl Rosenberg I’d seen this clip of some brat whose highest aspiration […]
Cinemetal 160 I DON’T KNOW WHY SO MANY OF YOU ARE SURPRISED THAT $LA$H WAS ON AMERICAN IDOL May 11th, 2009 at 5:03pm Axl Rosenberg I mean, it’s not like the dude has been some […]
Cinemetal 160 MOVE OVER RYAN SEACREST, HERE COMES RYAN SEEBREAST January 29th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hundreds of thousands of eager would-be metal gods* turned out […]
...And F*ck You Too 160 SOMEONE PLEASE SHOOT CHRIS CORNELL IN THE PENIS October 6th, 2008 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Can Chris Cornell please take his midlife crisis out of […]
