News 0 Alestorm Summon Pirates Everywhere with New Single “Frozen Piss 2” April 23rd, 2025 at 5:01pm Laviea Thomas Takes the whole “don’t eat the yellow snow” up a notch.
New Stuff 0 Avast, Mateys: Alestorm Announce Their Eighth Studio Album ‘The Thunderfist Chronicles’ March 5th, 2025 at 4:51pm Hesher Keenan Arrrrrrgh you ready?
New Stuff 0 Alestorm Release New Single “Uzbekistan” March 23rd, 2024 at 9:00am Mandy Scythe “We’ve decided it is our life goal to become the biggest band in Uzbekistan.”
News 0 Alestorm Drop Video for “Voyage of the Dead Marauder” February 14th, 2024 at 3:20pm Mandy Scythe Get stoked for the forthcoming EP.
News 0 Alestorm Announce Spring 2024 US Tour November 15th, 2023 at 1:54pm Mandy Scythe The pirates will be marauding this spring.
Worst Week Ever 0 Kingdom Come and Mötley Crüe Botch Live Sets, 10-Year-Old Slays Spiritbox Cover, and More Top Stories of the Week June 18th, 2022 at 7:49am Emperor Rhombus Also includes stories about Alestorm, Metal Blade Records, and more!
News 0 Alestorm Accused of Telling Palestinian Activist Urging Them to Cancel Tel Aviv Gig to “Come and Drink Rum” June 12th, 2022 at 8:50am Emperor Rhombus Screenshots of the Instagram conversation were posted to the Reddit ‘r/IsraelCrimes.’
3 Insane Questions 0 Exclusive: Alestorm’s Christopher Bowes Answers 3 Insane Questions for MetalSucks June 9th, 2022 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus 3. Sing a line from an Alestorm song in the style of Celine Dion.
Guilty Pleasure Playlists 0 Napalm Records Takes Over Our Beer Metal Playlist With Songs by Alestorm, DevilDriver, and More! May 21st, 2022 at 9:43am Emperor Rhombus The pirate-heavy metal label gives us their best songs to booze it up to.
Guilty Pleasure Playlists 0 Beer Metal: Alestorm, Dayglo Abortions, and More of Your Drunkest Song Suggestions April 23rd, 2022 at 8:40am Emperor Rhombus Updated every Saturday morning, when the drinking resumes!
New Stuff 0 Alestorm Join “Megellan’s Expedition” On New Single April 6th, 2022 at 11:20am Emperor Rhombus One of Alestorm’s rare serious moments.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Alestorm Announce New Album Seventh Rum of a Seventh Rum March 13th, 2022 at 7:51am Emperor Rhombus The album will see the open water in late June.
Pummeling Politics 0 Gloryhammer Respond to Leaked Racist and Sexist Group Chat September 3rd, 2021 at 3:35pm Vince Neilstein Keyboardist and Alestorm vocalist Christopher Bowes also issued an apology.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Gloryhammer Fire Vocalist; Members Accused of Abuse and Racism August 23rd, 2021 at 11:07am Vince Neilstein Thomas Winkler aka Angus McFife is out. No reason for his dismissal was given.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: May 29, 2020 May 29th, 2020 at 9:03am Jeff Treppel Here’s your guide to this week’s heaviest new releases! Includes Alestorm, Xibalba, Sorcerer, and more!!!
Least-Sucky Songs of the Week 0 MetalSucks’ Least-Sucky Songs of the Week April 25th, 2020 at 12:24pm MetalSucks Includes Lamb of God, The Ghost Inside, Alestorm, and more!
New Stuff 0 Yar! Alestorm Drop New Single and Video, “Tortuga” April 24th, 2020 at 9:27am Vince Neilstein One of the pirate metal band’s most fun songs to date.
New Stuff 0 Alestorm Release Raucous New Song and Video, “Treasure Chest Party Quest” April 2nd, 2020 at 8:35pm MetalSucks Do you like drinking? Guns? Babes? Sex? Making money?
Events 0 Heavy Montreal 2018 to Include Avenged Sevenfold, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, and More February 21st, 2018 at 10:11am Axl Rosenberg The fest is back and better than ever.
Admin 0 Today: Alestorm Take Over the MetalSucks Instagram Account! July 9th, 2017 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Everyone’s favorite pirate metallers will be posting live from Warped Tour, of all places!
