Hipsters Out Of Metal! 230 STEVEN TYLER TO DO VIRTUALLY ANYTHING BUT RECORD WITH AEROSMITH August 4th, 2010 at 12:20pm Anso DF Ugh, I absorb a lot of insults from my elitist friends for […]
Br00tal-lists 300 METALSUCKS & BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: DAY TWO July 21st, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF We now rejoin Allyson B. Crawford (Bring Back Glam!) and […]
New Stuff 300 EMINEM VS. BLACK SABBATH June 29th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last week I posted a pretty awful mash-up of Eminem’s […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 120 AEROSMITH PARTNERS WITH COLORADO LOTTO FOR HILARIOUS METAPHOR April 6th, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF Aerosmith fans can pinpoint the exact moment when the band’s […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 230 ROCKING OUR ARSIS OFF February 26th, 2010 at 4:00pm Anso DF Thursday’s big announcement of Aerosmith’s reconciliation (and tour!) kinda ensured […]
What the...?? 180 YOU CAN DO IT. STEVEN TYLER CAN HELP. January 26th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg In case there’s any doubt that he’s a frickin’ loon, […]
Book Reviews 60 AEROSMITH DRUMMER JOEY KRAMER HITS SOFT WITH AUTOBIOGRAPHY January 26th, 2010 at 10:30am Corey Mitchell Next up on the heavy metal, hard rock, and punk […]
What the...?? 70 STEVEN TYLER THINKS THAT REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS January 22nd, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg This shittiest papparazi photo ever was taken this past Tuesday […]
Rampant Rumors 310 GUITAR HERO: MEGADETH ON THE WAY? January 21st, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I didn’t buy Guitar Hero: Van Halen because it was […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 REHAB RELIEF: TYLER ON PATH BACK TO AEROSMITH December 24th, 2009 at 12:00pm Anso DF In all the eulogies of this new millenium’s first decade […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 I LOVE, VOW TO DESTROY AEROSMITH December 3rd, 2009 at 12:30pm Anso DF No offense, but does anyone else find it hard to […]
Worst Week Ever 190 IN WHICH WE MOUTH RAPED OUR LEGACY November 13th, 2009 at 5:29pm Axl Rosenberg Today was Friday the 13th, but absolutely nothing bad happened […]
Rampant Rumors 100 WILL JOE PERRY AND STEVEN TYLER JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP ALREADY? November 11th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein I mean, come ON! Does anyone, including Perry and Tyler […]
...And F*ck You Too 280 DONE WITH AEROSMITH November 5th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Everyone seems to be losing their shit because it looks […]
Br00tal-lists 340 35 OTHER CRAZY FISTS October 2nd, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks In honor of Alaskan metalcore band 36 Crazyfists’ new DVD, […]
Poll 280 POLL: IS THE CURRENT TREND OF BANDS PERFORMING OLD ALBUMS IN THEIR ENTIRETY A GIMMICK? May 6th, 2009 at 3:00pm MetalSucks A few years ago Slayer performed Reign in Blood in […]
Cinemetal 80 HOLY CRAP, STEVEN TYLER IS 61 YEARS OLD TODAY March 26th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg That makes me feel old somehow. Here’s Aerosmith doing “Mama […]
Cinemetal 60 BEFORE BRIAN POSEHN, SAM KINISON WAS THE MOST METAL COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD March 4th, 2009 at 2:03pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t watched any of Sam Kinison’s old stand-up in […]
Editorials 5110 THE BEST NEW METALLICA RELEASE IN TWENTY YEARS June 3rd, 2008 at 11:43am Axl Rosenberg I betcha when you saw that headline, you got all […]
Editorials 1 DEF LEPPARD RELEASE NEW SINGLE FOR GUITAR HERO III April 17th, 2008 at 12:08pm Axl Rosenberg Look: I know the new Def Leppard single, “Nine Lives,” […]
