Events 0 The MetalSucks Guide to SXSW 2013: The Metal Flicks March 7th, 2013 at 3:00pm Corey Mitchell Our official guide to all of the films at SXSW 2013 that are relevant to metalheads.
Tour de Force 0 Death to Play Metallica’s Second Orion Music + More Festival February 25th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Metallica, announces fest line-up, troll the world.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Got Academic About Moshing February 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Recapping the week’s biggest stories.
Greatest Hits 0 Give a Heavy Metal Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 13th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks These are 110% guaranteed to enhance your lovemaking!
Interviews 0 The Bravest Man in Metal Tracks Down Other Brave Men in Metal And Presents: Harv’Tallica February 12th, 2013 at 4:00pm Kevin Stewart-Panko Exhumed’s Matt Harvey might know more about Metallica than anyone in the world. And he isn’t afraid to tell you about it. Even when it comes to St. Anger.
Lick My Label 0 Megadeth Reveal New Album Title and Label Home February 12th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Both are anticlimatic.
Greatest Hits 0 Navy SEAL Team Six Member: “I Wore My Demon Hunter Patch When I Blasted Osama bin Laden” February 11th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Adding injury to insult!” the bin Laden family declared.
Metal in the Media 0 Watch Municipal Waste in a New Vans Commercial February 7th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Take THAT, Metallica!
The Webernets 0 Here’s a Fun Game to Kill Time January 23rd, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg See if you can name all fifty guitarists on this poster
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Got Our Faces F*cked Off January 18th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Arningway: omesay ofway isthay ostpay isway inway igpay estroyerday atinlay.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Albums That Will F*ck Your Face Off in 2013: Enforcer, Death By Fire January 17th, 2013 at 5:00pm Anso DF Enforcer won’t let a great thing die (by fire)!
Greatest Hits 0 Listen to Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” in a Major Scale January 17th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Wwwwwwwwweeeeeeeiiiiirrrrrrdddd.
Cinemetal 0 Metallica’s 3D Movie Gets a Title, Release Date, and… Lead Actor? January 16th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I’m sorry, did you say “a lead actor”???
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Reclaims Slide Guitar for ‘Merica January 9th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg By which I mean there is apparently going to be slide guitar on the new Megadeth album.
Reviews 0 Review: Newsted’s Metal is Really Boring January 9th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Still better than “Unforgiven II,” though.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Believes in Chemtrails January 7th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Also seems confused as to the definition of the word “unarguable.”
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Left Our Gun Over by the Remote January 4th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg We recap the week’s top stories.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Happy New Y’ear!! January 4th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Welcome to 2013’s first Question Of The Week! How did u ring in the new year and put a ringing in your ears?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 New Supergroup Alert! January 3rd, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Past and present members of Slayer, Exodus, Queens of the Stone Age, and Amen (and possibly Metallica) team up to start a new band.
The Webernets 0 The James Hetfield Soundboard You Never Knew You Needed January 2nd, 2013 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein “Gimme Fue,” “Gimme Fai,” “Gimme Dabajabaza” and much, much more, now in easily clickable form!
