Megadick 0 So I Guess This Crazy Russian Dude Really Loves Dave Mustaine April 2nd, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg That is an actual translation in that image, by the way.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 BREAKING: Tom Araya to Sit Out Slayer’s Summer Tour, Leaving Kerry King as Sole Original Member; Jason Newsted Announced as Temporary Replacement April 1st, 2013 at 11:24am Axl Rosenberg Kerry King finally just goes ahead and pulls an Axl Rose.
Cinemetal 0 Watch: 1995 Video of Metallica Covering Motörhead While Dressed as Lemmy March 22nd, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I find their decision not to wear fake moles unforgivable.
Tour de Force 0 Newsted Gets Staind March 19th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you ever hoped the makers of “I Dissapear” and “For You” would team up, I’ve got some good news for you. Everyone else: we’re fucked.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Predator are the Future of Heavy Metal March 18th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Or so their Craig’s List ad claims. It’s probably not true, though.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Clapped Our Hands Said Yeah March 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week was a fair mix of perfectly awful news and perfectly awesome news, wasn’t it?
Viral Vomit 0 Clap Your Hands Say James Hetfield March 14th, 2013 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Three minutes and sixteen seconds of the Metallica frontman screaming “YEAH!”
Cinemetal 0 Actor Dane DeHaan Begins the Overhyping of Metallica’s 3D Movie March 12th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg In all fairness, he didn’t say anything as dumb as “It makes The Wall look like Justin Bieber: Never Say Never!!!”
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: What Sleeper Is In Your Hall Of Fame? March 8th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Welcome to this week’s MS QOTW. What awesome album seems to be loved by you alone?
Events 0 The MetalSucks Guide to SXSW 2013: The Metal Panels March 8th, 2013 at 3:00pm Corey Mitchell Lots of cool metal representatives this year from a Keynote Address by Dave Grohl, a conversation with Rob Zombie, Corey Taylor dispensing wisdom, to our very own Grim Kim Kelly moderating a panel about women in metal.
Events 0 The MetalSucks Guide to SXSW 2013: The Metal Flicks March 7th, 2013 at 3:00pm Corey Mitchell Our official guide to all of the films at SXSW 2013 that are relevant to metalheads.
Tour de Force 0 Death to Play Metallica’s Second Orion Music + More Festival February 25th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Metallica, announces fest line-up, troll the world.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Got Academic About Moshing February 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Recapping the week’s biggest stories.
Greatest Hits 0 Give a Heavy Metal Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 13th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks These are 110% guaranteed to enhance your lovemaking!
Interviews 0 The Bravest Man in Metal Tracks Down Other Brave Men in Metal And Presents: Harv’Tallica February 12th, 2013 at 4:00pm Kevin Stewart-Panko Exhumed’s Matt Harvey might know more about Metallica than anyone in the world. And he isn’t afraid to tell you about it. Even when it comes to St. Anger.
Lick My Label 0 Megadeth Reveal New Album Title and Label Home February 12th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Both are anticlimatic.
Greatest Hits 0 Navy SEAL Team Six Member: “I Wore My Demon Hunter Patch When I Blasted Osama bin Laden” February 11th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Adding injury to insult!” the bin Laden family declared.
Metal in the Media 0 Watch Municipal Waste in a New Vans Commercial February 7th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Take THAT, Metallica!
The Webernets 0 Here’s a Fun Game to Kill Time January 23rd, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg See if you can name all fifty guitarists on this poster
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Got Our Faces F*cked Off January 18th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Arningway: omesay ofway isthay ostpay isway inway igpay estroyerday atinlay.
