F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Avenged Sevenfold’s M. Shadows Responds to Robb Flynn of Machine Head’s “Covers Album” Wisecrack September 12th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg And he’s surprisingly cool about it.
Cinemetal 0 Holy Crap, Metallica’s Through the Never Was Friggin’ Expensive to Make! September 11th, 2013 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein New Hit the Lights web series goes behind the scenes of the film.
Cinemetal 0 New Clip of Metallica’s Through the Never Movie Actually Looks Pretty Cool September 9th, 2013 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Check out nearly three minutes of Metallica’s forthcoming theatrical release.
New Stuff 0 Driving Mrs. Satan: Delightful Indie Pop Covers of Metal Classics August 28th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg London/Naples-based acoustic trio covers Sabbath, Priest, and more.
Greatest Hits 0 Footnotes: A Handy Catalog of Every Song from Which Avenged Sevenfold’s Hail to the King “Borrows” August 21st, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Take a stroll down memory lane with me, won’t you?
New Stuff 0 Hail to the Stream: Listen to Avenged Sevenfold’s New Album August 19th, 2013 at 9:10pm Axl Rosenberg Listen to early 90s metal much?
What the...?? 0 Ministry’s Al Jourgensen Discusses Sucking Dick, Sticking Vegetables Up His Ass August 14th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg You can’t make this shit up.
Music Dorkery 0 Megadeth Now Tune Down One Full Step to Accommodate Dave Mustaine’s Vocals August 14th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Mustaine’s battle cry: “WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME METALLICA WERE ALREADY DOING THIS?!?!”
Editorials 0 Dave Mustaine and Jason Newsted Cover Metallica Song One of them Actually Wrote August 12th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Do you dig this? Well then, congratulations of having gray pubic hair!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Played Drums with Fish and Bass with Dogs August 9th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The latest “Worst Week” playlist is devoted to the champions of the latest rounds of our Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Bracket — PANTERA!!!
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: What Shall We Re-mix, De-mix, and/or Pre-mix? August 9th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Can you leave well enough alone?
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Will Never Crawl Out from Beneath Metallica’s Shadow August 8th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is both funny and sad.
Greatest Hits 0 Website Photoshops Dogs in Place of Bass Guitars Because Why Not? August 5th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg LULZ.
Retrospective 0 Celebrate James Hetfield’s Fiftieth Birthday with the Fifty Best Metallica Songs of All Time August 2nd, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Happy birthday, James! Now please consider retirement.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Claims “I am One of the Few Thrash Metal Guys Who are Brave Enough to Delve Into Melody,” is Wrong July 30th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here are twenty-six examples to prove my point.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Guitar Solo? More Like Guitar So No! July 26th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks A bad guitar solo. Sadder than a fattie with small boobs :(
Exclusive 0 Exclusive: Celebrate the 30th Anniversary of Kill ‘Em All With These Very Old Photos of Metallica July 25th, 2013 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Photos of James Hetfield raging while listening to the final master of Kill ‘Em All for the first time, Lars goofing around, Cliff being Cliff, and more.
The Webernets 0 This is Lars Ulrich’s Spotify Playlist July 24th, 2013 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Arctic Monkeys! Oasis! Hot Snakes!
The Webernets 0 This is James Hetfield’s Spotify Playlist July 23rd, 2013 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein What is Papa Het listening to?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Here’s the Extended Trailer for Metallica’s Through the Never 3D IMAX Film July 22nd, 2013 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein In which Vince attempts to approach Metallica’s cinematic debut with an open mind.