Lolz 0 Here Are James Hetfield and M. Shadows Pretending to Be Video Game Zombies August 26th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Where’s Daryl Dixon when you need him?
Lolz 0 Take This Clickhole Quiz To See If You’re Truly A Metallica Megafan August 25th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Do you even know the lyrics to “Sour Attitude,” bro?
Tweet Twat 0 Dave Mustaine Says He Wouldn’t Re-Join Metallica, is Clearly Full of Shit August 24th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s leakin’ out yer ears again, Davey boy.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week August 21st, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Ten things unsigned bands should never do, The Queers get into an on-stage fight, we reminisced about Dimebag on his 49th birthday and more of the week’s top stories.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Man Asks Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Perry Which Metallica Album is His Favorite August 19th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Suggests Perry should start with Load and Reload.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 1 – 4: Lars Ulrich Vs. Dave Mustaine, Varg Vikernes Vs. Tim Lambesis, Maria Brink Vs. Ivan Moody, Geoff Tate Vs. Dj Ashba August 10th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the biggest putz of all?
Barbarous Book Club 0 How Grotesque Can Metallica Look? A New Comic Book Aims to Find Out July 29th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Merely looking at the pages of the upcoming Orbit: Metallica may induce nightmares.
Cinemetal 0 Bring Me the Horizon Unveil Cover Art for New Album Smell the Glove Metallica That’s the Spirit July 24th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Harris K. Telemacher would approve.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week July 17th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Pantera, Danzig, Tool, and more.
Lolz 0 A Scene from William Shakespeare’s Metallica July 15th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Or, ‘The Tragedy of Prince Hammett.’
Editorials 0 Counterpoint: Oh Hush, There’s Plenty Of Good Modern Metal June 10th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus It’s just not going to fall in your lap.
Cinemetal 0 Metallica Perform “Unforgiven II” Live for Second, Hopefully Last Time June 1st, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also, a poll: Which “Unforgiven” sequel is the least crappy???
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week May 29th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Metallica, Slayer, Five Finger Death punch, and more.
Music Dorkery 0 This is What Metallica’s “Master of Puppets” Would Sound Like with St. Anger‘s Snare Drum May 27th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein And now for a quick lesson in how shitty production can ruin even the greatest of songs.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week May 22nd, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Mad Max, Veil of Maya, Cattle Decapitation, and more.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Your Five Metal Jams For Memorial Day May 22nd, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Got your six six six.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Perry Farrell Didn’t Want Metallica To Play Lollapalooza In ’96 May 22nd, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus But I bet he’s happy they did when he checks his account balance.
Viral Vomit 0 Rob Scallon Covers “Anesthesia” by Cliff Burton and Metallica on the Upright Bass May 18th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Maytallica” continues!
Cinemetal 0 Video: James Hetfield and His Sixteen-Year-Old Daughter, Cali, Perform Adele’s “Crazy for You” May 18th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg She’s a better singer than her dad.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week May 15th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Lamb of God, Metallica, Mastodon, Slipknot, Chelsea Grin, and more.
