Metal Merch 0 Metallica Make Beer Now September 15th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg And by “now,” I mean “for two nights only.”
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week September 11th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Dethklok, Cynic, Thy Art is Murder, and more.
Viral Vomit 0 And Now, Here’s a Video of an Adorable Pug Drumming to Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” September 8th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Lars WISHES he were this cute.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Singers Could Front Motorhead (For Now)? September 4th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Not “Life after Lemmy” just “Take a load off, Lemmy”
\m/ 0 Babymetal Wanna Teach Metallica Their Dance Moves September 3rd, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Plus: the best YouTube Babymetal “dance covers.”
...And F*ck You Too 0 Keith Richards Thinks Metallica and Black Sabbath Were “Great Jokes” September 3rd, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Say hello, Bub! Say hello to your Aunt Alicia!
Cinemetal 0 The Harp Twins Get Violent On Their Cover of Metallica’s “One” September 1st, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus As violent as harp players get, anyway.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 33 & 34: Lars Ulrich vs. Axl Rose, Geoff Tate vs. Shaun Glass August 27th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Putzy is as putzy does, and these putzes have done some real putzin’.
Lolz 0 Here Are James Hetfield and M. Shadows Pretending to Be Video Game Zombies August 26th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Where’s Daryl Dixon when you need him?
Lolz 0 Take This Clickhole Quiz To See If You’re Truly A Metallica Megafan August 25th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Do you even know the lyrics to “Sour Attitude,” bro?
Tweet Twat 0 Dave Mustaine Says He Wouldn’t Re-Join Metallica, is Clearly Full of Shit August 24th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s leakin’ out yer ears again, Davey boy.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week August 21st, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Ten things unsigned bands should never do, The Queers get into an on-stage fight, we reminisced about Dimebag on his 49th birthday and more of the week’s top stories.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Man Asks Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Perry Which Metallica Album is His Favorite August 19th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Suggests Perry should start with Load and Reload.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 1 – 4: Lars Ulrich Vs. Dave Mustaine, Varg Vikernes Vs. Tim Lambesis, Maria Brink Vs. Ivan Moody, Geoff Tate Vs. Dj Ashba August 10th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the biggest putz of all?
Barbarous Book Club 0 How Grotesque Can Metallica Look? A New Comic Book Aims to Find Out July 29th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Merely looking at the pages of the upcoming Orbit: Metallica may induce nightmares.
Cinemetal 0 Bring Me the Horizon Unveil Cover Art for New Album Smell the Glove Metallica That’s the Spirit July 24th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Harris K. Telemacher would approve.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week July 17th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Pantera, Danzig, Tool, and more.
Lolz 0 A Scene from William Shakespeare’s Metallica July 15th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Or, ‘The Tragedy of Prince Hammett.’
Editorials 0 Counterpoint: Oh Hush, There’s Plenty Of Good Modern Metal June 10th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus It’s just not going to fall in your lap.
Cinemetal 0 Metallica Perform “Unforgiven II” Live for Second, Hopefully Last Time June 1st, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also, a poll: Which “Unforgiven” sequel is the least crappy???
