Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week September 25th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Abbath, Type O Negative, Sabaton, and more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Tommy Lee Made a Funny About Lars Ulrich September 23rd, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Will Lars fire back with a Methods of Mayhem joke?
The Week in Metal 0 Watch “The Week in Metal with Glenn Fricker” for September 21st, 2015 September 21st, 2015 at 11:00am MetalSucks Were you too busy last week to keep up with all the going-on in the metal world? Have no fear! Glenn Fricker is back to recap all the biggest stories [...]
Metal in the Media 0 Kim Kardashian Wears Metallica T-Shirt, Apocalypse Arrives September 20th, 2015 at 4:04pm Vince Neilstein And then the plague of locusts arrived, and then asteroids rained down from the heavens.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week September 18th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Bolt Thrower, Slayer, and System of a Down.
Metal Legacies 0 Alleged 2009 Killer of Metallica Fan Indicted by Grand Jury on First-Degree Murder and Abduction Charges September 17th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus Doesn’t mean he’s guilty, just that he’s going to trial.
Metal Merch 0 Metallica Make Beer Now September 15th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg And by “now,” I mean “for two nights only.”
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week September 11th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Dethklok, Cynic, Thy Art is Murder, and more.
Viral Vomit 0 And Now, Here’s a Video of an Adorable Pug Drumming to Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” September 8th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Lars WISHES he were this cute.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Singers Could Front Motorhead (For Now)? September 4th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Not “Life after Lemmy” just “Take a load off, Lemmy”
\m/ 0 Babymetal Wanna Teach Metallica Their Dance Moves September 3rd, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Plus: the best YouTube Babymetal “dance covers.”
...And F*ck You Too 0 Keith Richards Thinks Metallica and Black Sabbath Were “Great Jokes” September 3rd, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Say hello, Bub! Say hello to your Aunt Alicia!
Cinemetal 0 The Harp Twins Get Violent On Their Cover of Metallica’s “One” September 1st, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus As violent as harp players get, anyway.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 33 & 34: Lars Ulrich vs. Axl Rose, Geoff Tate vs. Shaun Glass August 27th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Putzy is as putzy does, and these putzes have done some real putzin’.
Lolz 0 Here Are James Hetfield and M. Shadows Pretending to Be Video Game Zombies August 26th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Where’s Daryl Dixon when you need him?
Lolz 0 Take This Clickhole Quiz To See If You’re Truly A Metallica Megafan August 25th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Do you even know the lyrics to “Sour Attitude,” bro?
Tweet Twat 0 Dave Mustaine Says He Wouldn’t Re-Join Metallica, is Clearly Full of Shit August 24th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s leakin’ out yer ears again, Davey boy.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week August 21st, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Ten things unsigned bands should never do, The Queers get into an on-stage fight, we reminisced about Dimebag on his 49th birthday and more of the week’s top stories.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Man Asks Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Perry Which Metallica Album is His Favorite August 19th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Suggests Perry should start with Load and Reload.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 1 – 4: Lars Ulrich Vs. Dave Mustaine, Varg Vikernes Vs. Tim Lambesis, Maria Brink Vs. Ivan Moody, Geoff Tate Vs. Dj Ashba August 10th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the biggest putz of all?
