New Stuff 190 F*CK COFFEE: START YOUR DAY WITH ALBUM STREAMS FROM EXODUS, DEW-SCENTED, AND HEAVEN SHALL BURN May 18th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg There’s so much streamin’ going on right now you’d think […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 690 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL ON STAGE ETIQUETTE FOR OPENING BANDS May 14th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Seeming as though there will never cease to be a […]
Editorials 1750 COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE ON COPING WITH AGING IN A YOUTH-DRIVEN HEAVY MUSIC SCENE May 13th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks In the last few years, something seemed to happen and […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 190 DEVIN TOWNSEND + LSD = FREAKED-OUT NEWSTED May 10th, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF My first memory of being super-impressed by tales of massive […]
What the...?? 720 ARE METALLICA “THIEVING BASTARDS?” May 6th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tommy Stinsonbaum – who is one of the original MetalSucks […]
Tour de Force 100 BOOTLEGS ARE NO LONGER A PESTILENCE May 5th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I don’t remember which show it was at, but Vince […]
Music Dorkery 80 JEFF LOOMIS RECOMMENDS MASTERTRACKS18 April 28th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So we had a lot of fun hanging out Nevermore’s […]
The Webernets 380 A BRIEF VISUAL HISTORY OF JAMES HETFIELD April 23rd, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Recommended by Josh Kidd, via Comixed… -AR
What the...?? 160 ENTER SOCKMAN April 22nd, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Is it possible that Lars Ulrich is such a douche […]
Hardcore Super Starr 1600 HARDCORE SUPER STARR: ADULT FILM ACTRESS BOBBI STARR DISCUSSES F*CKING LIKE A PORN STAR TO METALLICA’S RIDE THE LIGHTNING April 8th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks I’ve often been asked, “What is your favorite music to […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 820 REB BEACH VS. KIRK HAMMETT: LET THE INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD FIGHTS COMMENCE! April 5th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Do people really compare Reb Beach’s guitar playing to that […]
Metal Mets 300 THIS POST IS SORT OF RELATED TO METAL BUT MOSTLY RELATED TO BASEBALL April 2nd, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Baseball season starts on Monday!! Ah, April, when every team […]
Metal Jewery 380 YOUR ANNUAL REMINDER THAT METALLICA WROTE A SONG ABOUT THE PASSOVER STORY March 29th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Passover starts at sundown tonight! If you’re like me and […]
Viral Vomit 220 A VERSION OF “ENTER SANDMAN” MY MOM MIGHT LIKE March 29th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Metal Insider‘s Bram Teitelman has found the latest masterpiece by […]
Ten Great Bands That Inadvertently Helped Ruin Metal 2210 #2: METALLICA March 25th, 2010 at 5:30pm Anso DF I’m not some demented ingrate, so I understand the reluctance […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 240 DEVIN, SOILWORK, AND SONGS THAT SOUND THE SAME (TO CRAZY PEOPLE) March 24th, 2010 at 1:30pm Anso DF I get bummed out when a girl breaks up with […]
Viral Vomit 160 SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN THAT JA RULE THING March 12th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Reader Kenny Smith sent us the below Metallica/50 Cent mash-up, […]
What the...?? 190 METALLICA: RIOT THE LIGHTNING March 12th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Metallica played a […]
Viral Vomit 290 IF ONLY ALL FIGURE SKATING WERE THIS METAL(LICA) March 1st, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Anyone watch the gold medal Olympic hockey game yesterday? Holy […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 350 PROTEST THE HERO HELPS PROTEST CRAPPY TAB BOOKS February 25th, 2010 at 10:20am Anso DF One of the dozens of things to dislike about Milwaukee […]
