...And F*ck You Too 470 IRON MAIDEN AND JUDAS PRIEST’S APPLES FELL FAR FROM THE TREE May 5th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg One of you recently sent us the video for “No […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE HANDED OVER THE KEYS TO THE MANSION TO A PAIR OF GOLDEN GODS April 22nd, 2011 at 5:10pm Axl Rosenberg No, seriously — COREY AND ANSO FUCKING KILLED IT THIS […]
Everyone's Replaceable 320 SORRY, IT’S NO APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKE – K.K. DOWNING OF JUDAS PRIEST IS HANGING UP HIS LEATHER PANTS April 20th, 2011 at 1:20pm Corey Mitchell Yep, 4/20 gets a real downer with the rather unexpected […]
Br00tal-lists 540 TEN MOST LIKELY METALHEADS IN ANIMATED MOVIES April 11th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks I’m at the point where I pretty much prefer animated […]
\m/ 480 IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY, LET’S LISTEN TO METAL AND F*CK February 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Ah, Valentine’s Day. Reviled by most, enjoyed by the smug, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 110 FLOTSAM AND JETSAM GODDAM February 3rd, 2011 at 3:00pm Anso DF With an exception, my 2010 best albums could’ve been predicted […]
What the...?? 280 TO CLARIFY, JUDAS PRIEST ARE NOT BREAKING UP January 27th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg So last month Judas Priest announced a farewell tour, and […]
Music Dorkery 420 METAL MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER January 24th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Admit it: this picture makes you SO FUCKING HAPPY. Recently, […]
Cinemetal 20 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: NEW VIDEOS FROM VANISHER, VREID, AND A BUNCHA BANDS WHOSE NAME DOES NOT START WITH THE LETTER “V” January 20th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Before we begin today’s edition of “Cinemetal Round-up,” I’d like […]
Worst Week Ever 290 IN WHICH WE ABSOLUTELY DID NOT BAN YOU FROM COMMENTING December 10th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It seems like the number of “Why did you ban […]
This Sucks 520 JUDAS PRIEST RETIRING? December 7th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Well here’s some surprising news to start your morning: Metal […]
Metal in the Media 140 THE FUNNIEST (AND MOST METAL) COMMERCIAL I’VE SEEN SO FAR THIS WEEK November 30th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The below advertisement is for software I’ve never heard of, […]
Guest Columns 1490 I AGAINST I: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE ON EUROPEAN METAL VS. AMERICAN METAL November 2nd, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks For my opening salvo, I suppose I should mention that […]
Cinemetal 270 DAVE MUSTAINE AND GLENN TIPTON VISITED A WHORE HOUSE TOGETHER October 15th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Excuse me. Glenn actually waited outside. ‘Cause he was a […]
Metal in the Media 120 INTRODUCING THE 2011 HONDA HELLION October 4th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg You think you have a monopoly on using metal to […]
Cinemetal 60 HALFORD’S OUTER SPACE VIDEO VERSUS MAIDEN’S OUTER SPACE VIDEO October 1st, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg So back in July, Iron Maiden released a video for […]
New Stuff 290 HALFORD: STILL “UNDISPUTED” September 27th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So Rob Halford has a new solo album, Halford IV […]
Viral Vomit 380 START YOUR WEEK WITH PRETTY MUCH THE BEST YOUTUBE VOCAL COVER WE’VE EVER HEARD THIS WEEK September 27th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, where was this chick when Halford left Priest? […]
Question of the Week 3060 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU COULD FORM A HEAVY METAL SUPERGROUP WITH ANY 4 – 6 METAL MUSICIANS, ALIVE OR DEAD, WHO WOULD BE IN THE BAND AND WHY? August 20th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Metal in the Media 180 ROB HALFORD IS IN A CELL PHONE COMMERCIAL… PLAYING A PRIEST! August 10th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to the magic of my DVR, I don’t really […]
