Green Eggs and Slam 0 What is the BEST ALBUM ART of 2014??? August 6th, 2014 at 1:00pm Sergeant D Vinyl may not be the most convenient or best-sounding listening format, but when it comes to serving as a canvas for beautiful artwork, LPs can’t be beat!
Music Dorkery 0 Cannibal Corpse “Frantic Disembowelment” Ukulele Cover July 28th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Tiny Tim is rolling in his grave.
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Saturday To Get Bitten July 26th, 2014 at 11:11am Kip Wingerschmidt GO BYTE YOURSELF
Music Dorkery 0 Watch Decrepit Birth Jam Through “Solar Impulse” July 17th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein These dudes shred.
Interviews 0 Powerman 5000’s Spider One: The MetalSucks Interview July 15th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Yes, we’re being serious.
Music Dorkery 0 Watch This Akercocke Drum Playthrough Video… Made Entirely with Legos! July 15th, 2014 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Darth Vader plays drums now.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: IndEPendence Day July 11th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks You celebrated Independence Day. Now join us for IndEPendence Day!
Reviews 0 Bled White: New Novembers Doom Album Will Rule Your Sweet Little Face July 9th, 2014 at 3:30pm MetalSucks It’s like fucking your face off, but more romantic.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: June 17, 2014 June 17th, 2014 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund In this week’s STCOT, everybody loves Vanna!?
\m/ 0 Decrepit Birth Meets the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles June 13th, 2014 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein Nerd alert! DB drummer Samus Paulicelli covers all the music from the SNES videogame Turtles in Time in one marathon 12-minute drum playthrough video.
Music Dorkery 0 These Guys Wrote a Metal Song Entirely in Binary Code June 10th, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Best. Idea. Ever.
The 66.6 Most Metal Movie Scenes of All Time 0 The 66.6 Most Metal Movie Scenes of All Time: #19 through #15 May 30th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks We continue our countdown with The Wicker Man, Severed Ways and more.
Viral Vomit 0 This Djent Cover of Super Mario Bros. is a Lot Less Cringe-Worthy Than You’d Think May 30th, 2014 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein And by that we mean it’s actually pretty good!
The 66.6 Most Metal Movie Scenes of All Time 0 The 66.6 Most Metal Movie Scenes of All Time: #29 through #20 May 28th, 2014 at 5:00pm MetalSucks We continue our countdown of the most metal movie scenes of all time!!
Music Dorkery 0 This is What it Sounds Like When Dream Theater’s “Erotomania” is Played Entirely on Children’s Toy Instruments May 22nd, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein So br00tal.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: May 13, 2014 May 13th, 2014 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund We hand you forty new records. How many will you love?
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: The Scorpions Knew How to Make an In Trance May 8th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The band’s 1975 album is inducted into the Decibel Hall of Fame.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Ten Most Embarrassing Attempts by a Formerly Cool Metal Band to be Hip Again May 7th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Some bands age gracefully. Others… not so much.
Cinemetal 0 Metallica and Rob Zombie: Two Great “YE-AH!”s That Go Great Together May 1st, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Watch Monsieur Zombie cover “Enter Sandman.”
Editorials 0 Reflections From the Road: A Critic’s First Tour April 14th, 2014 at 4:30pm Dave Mustein Dave Mustein experiences metal life from the other side.
