Whitney covers the recent discovery of the sound of two black holes colliding, and argues that Dio lives on in the form of giant solar flares on the surface of the sun.

Even more bleak and depressing than the original.

Bernie Sanders gets all the love.

Ground control to Major Lem.

This week’s top stories include Metallica, Behemoth, Nachtmystium, and more.

This week’s top stories include Lemmy, Thy Art is Murder, Municipal Waste, and more.

Also: Steel Panther will be releasing an acoustic album, Darkest Hour post Judas Priest and Minor Threat covers and Through the Eyes of the Dead release a new demo.

Wham! has never sounded so heavy and depressing.

Also: updates from Neurosis and Veil of Maya, Born of Osiris guitarist Lee McKinney sits on a couch on stage, and Rob Scallon covers JFAC on a banjo.

Most impressive.

Exactly what it sounds like!

Or should we say… all I want for KRIEGMAS is you.

You’ve never heard the Tchaikovsky “Nutcracker” classic quite like this.

The young Indian sitar player who brought us inventive covers of Animals as Leaders and Meshuggah returns with his own music.

The inaugural episode of The Smart Metal Show, the first and only metal show exclusively for smart fans!

Scumdog vomit metal never sounded so soothing.

Oof.

Because of course it does.

Sergeant D. takes down Mr. Bungle, Iwrestledabearonce, I Set My Friends on Fire, Dr. Acula, and more.

Paul covers last night’s epic battle between the Giants and 49ers. Also: Bears/Chiefs, Bengals/Seahawks, Browns/Ravens and Broncos/Raiders.