New Stuff 0 King 810 Announce New Album, Release New Song October 30th, 2018 at 12:21pm Axl Rosenberg “Would anybody tell me if I was getting stupider?”
Metal in the Media 0 Scientific American Explores the Appeal of Death Metal October 30th, 2018 at 11:51am Axl Rosenberg Short version: we’re elitist dicks who like standing apart from the pack.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Lars Ulrich Wants to Keep Metallica Going for “Another 20, 25 Years” October 30th, 2018 at 11:10am Vince Neilstein They would be in their mid-late 70s.
Podcast 0 Erik Rutan of Hate Eternal on The MetalSucks Podcast #262 October 30th, 2018 at 10:52am MetalSucks We discuss Hate Eternal's new album Upon Desolate Sands, his goals for the record production and guitar-wise, whether he would ever have someone else [...]
Studio Stuff 0 Periphery’s New Album Has a 15-Minute Song On It October 30th, 2018 at 10:21am Vince Neilstein Recording sessions are nearly done.
Tour de Force 0 Sick Tour Rumor Alert: BTBAM, TesseracT and Astronoid October 30th, 2018 at 10:05am Vince Neilstein Get the tissues out, prog metal fans.
The Webernets 0 On Pitchfork’s 1.6 out 10 Review of Greta Van Fleet October 30th, 2018 at 9:53am Vince Neilstein And I do not agree with it.
Pummeling Politics 0 Slayer’s Tom Araya Stirs Controversy Again with New Pro-Conservative Social Media Rhetoric October 30th, 2018 at 9:51am Axl Rosenberg He’s doing his part to make sure Slayer are not missed when they retire.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Clickbait Magazine Says These are the 25 Best Metal Albums of All Time October 29th, 2018 at 3:33pm Axl Rosenberg Includes Metallica, Slipknot, Slayer, Megadeth, and more.
Cinemetal 0 Here’s Some Footage of Ghost’s Massive Live Production October 29th, 2018 at 2:45pm Vince Neilstein It’s really quite impressive.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Watch: Lars Ulrich’s 90-Year-Old Dad Gives Jazz Performance October 29th, 2018 at 2:36pm Vince Neilstein “Delete that.” Or don’t!
Viral Vomit 0 Finally, a Mash-Up of Slipknot and The Wiggles October 29th, 2018 at 12:36pm Vince Neilstein It’s creepy.
...And F*ck You Too 0 People are Scalping Fake Slipknot Tickets for the Iowa State Fair Next Year October 29th, 2018 at 12:06pm MetalSucks Bets on what Corey Taylor thinks?
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 8: It’s Over Now October 29th, 2018 at 11:46am MetalSucks Todd Gurley is unstoppable, the Giants suck, and the Saints edge out the Vikings.
Pummeling Politics 0 Woke Axl Rose: “Vote Blue… Bitches!” October 29th, 2018 at 11:25am MetalSucks Go vote, dudes.
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Matt Pike Has a Medical Emergency; High on Fire Drop off Upcoming Tour with Municipal Waste October 29th, 2018 at 11:25am Axl Rosenberg One of Pike’s toes will be partially amputated.
Tour de Force 0 Kiss Announce Dates for Their Farewell Tour October 29th, 2018 at 10:53am Axl Rosenberg Brought to you by Polident Denture Cleanser®.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Cows React to Doom Metal October 29th, 2018 at 10:11am Vince Neilstein Dude performs doom riffs for an entire herd.
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Ozzy Osbourne is Now Fully Recovered from Surgery for Hand Infection October 29th, 2018 at 9:49am Vince Neilstein Watch a special video message from the old coot.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Lamb of God’s Mark Morton + Chester Bennington Collaboration Will Eventually Be Released October 29th, 2018 at 9:37am Vince Neilstein Morton answers a fan on Twitter: “You will hear it!”