Green Eggs and Slam 950 WHICH DEATHCORE FRONTMAN HAS THE COOLEST TATTOOS?? June 23rd, 2011 at 3:00pm Sergeant D If you are in a deathcore band, getting your image […]
Metal Merch 520 GET READY FOR THE MONOTONY OF METALLICA MONOPOLY June 8th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg When I was a kid, Monopoly was always known as […]
Tour de Force 570 GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS 2011: INFOMERCIAL RELEASED! June 6th, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Making fun of juggalos is passe at this point; been […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 620 A METALSUCKS EXCLUSIVE: DEVIN TOWNSEND TALKS GAY TELESCOPES, ZILTOID TV, AND TOTAL DECONSTRUCTION June 2nd, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF Devin Townsend has so much explaining to do. As a […]
Editorials 660 MARILYN MANSON KILLED 4/20, or THE TWELFTH ANNIVERSARY OF THE COLUMBINE MASSACRE AND HOW HEAVY METAL WAS RESPONSIBLE April 20th, 2011 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell If you follow my true crime writing career, you know […]
...And F*ck You Too 1570 Frankie Palmeri’s Track By Track Breakdown of the New Emmure Album: A Track By Track Breakdown February 18th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I did a Google image search for “Frankie Palmeri” and […]
Cinemetal 130 MISC. CINEMETAL NEWS ROUND-UP: TRENT REZNOR WORKING ON FIGHT CLUB MUSICAL, TOM CRUISE OFFICIALLY MAKING HAIR METAL MOVIE, C-3PO THROWS HORNS February 11th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you’re reading this, then presumably the headline enticed you […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 190 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: ELECTRIC WIZARD WOULD MAKE GREAT ACTION FIGURES January 6th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Show Reviews 440 THE PURE F*CKING JOY OF A DEVIN TOWNSEND SHOW November 2nd, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Video from the show by Bmoviesandmetal I’d like to think […]
Editorials 590 JOHN WILLIAMS IS F*CKING METAL August 27th, 2010 at 12:00pm MetalSucks John Williams is totally fucking metal, and you cannot deny […]
Viral Vomit 170 METALLICA. “ENTER SANDMAN.” ON THE KAZOO. July 9th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yep. Exactly what the headline says. Metal Injection, who discovered […]
Br00tal-lists 880 Anthrax: 101 Singers We’d Rather See Than Joey Belladonna May 13th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks We stand by our assessment that re-hiring Joey Belladonna is […]
Reviews 170 DARKTHRONE EXTEND THEIR AWESOME STREAK ON CIRCLE THE WAGONS March 30th, 2010 at 1:30pm Sammy O'Hagar Taste is a subjective thing; one can’t judge another person […]
New Stuff 260 “OILDALE”: THEM KORN GANGSTERS PUT IN WORK March 29th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The new Korn song is called “Oildale.” Oildale is a […]
Cinemetal 180 EVEN MORE CHRIS PENNIE NEWS: COHEED AND CAMBRIA’S VIDEO FOR “THE BROKEN” IS NERD HEAVEN March 12th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Coheed and Cambria have released a video for the song […]
Music Dorkery 390 “WELCOME TO MOSH EISLEY” October 28th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg In theory, I should hate a band that has adopted […]
Interviews 190 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH CRADLE OF FILTH’S DANI FILTH October 8th, 2008 at 4:20pm MetalSucks Over the past decade and a half, few bands have […]
Black Collar Workers 520 SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE F*CK ARE METALLICA THINKING? July 11th, 2008 at 4:13pm Axl Rosenberg Fact: the record industry is dying. And while Trent Reznor […]
Editorials 270 METALLICA’S DEATH USED TO BE CREEPING, NOW IT’S MAGNETIC June 16th, 2008 at 10:20am Axl Rosenberg Re: the above headline – I thought a lame Ride […]
Interviews 160 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SHAI HULUD GUITARIST MATT FOX May 27th, 2008 at 12:02pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never met Matt Fox in person, but reading his […]
