...And F*ck You Too 380 SHIA LABEOUF TRADES GIANT ROBOTS FOR GIANT DOUCHE BAG July 1st, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg You all know who Shia LaBeouf is, right? He’s the […]
Necrolust 230 KROHM ARE SUICIDAL IN SEATTLE June 9th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Depressive black metal is a definite hit-or-miss of a subgenre. […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 280 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY – THE MARCH 22, 2011 EDITION March 22nd, 2011 at 3:30pm Vic Vaughn New records by Born of Osiris, Tesseract, Protest the Hero, […]
Necrolust 490 RITES OF DARKNESS III LINEUP ANNOUNCED, KIM’S PANTIES DROP March 9th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks We North American metallers are used to getting boned when […]
Necrolust 260 EVERYBODY’S DOIN’ THE TOXIC WALTZ: MUSING UPON METAL’S NUCLEAR FIXATION February 25th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Ever since the dawn of the nuclear age, mankind has […]
\m/ 480 IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY, LET’S LISTEN TO METAL AND F*CK February 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Ah, Valentine’s Day. Reviled by most, enjoyed by the smug, […]
Tour de Force 70 THE GREAT SABATOURNI February 9th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember Greber, the guitarless grind project that features Fuck the […]
Vicious Vacation 110 MEMBERS OF TESTAMENT, EXODUS, DEATH ANGEL, MORE DO KARAOKE DUING 70,000 TONS OF METAL January 31st, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg So 70,000 Tons of Metal, the most metal cruise EV-AR, […]
Reviews 710 COREY’S JANUARY 2011 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST January 31st, 2011 at 11:00am Corey Mitchell Last year (and the year before), I got way too […]
Question of the Week 1430 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF THE BIG FOUR WERE THE BIG EIGHT, WHICH BANDS WOULD BE THE NEXT FOUR IN THE GROUP? January 28th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 130 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: JANUARY 11th, 2011 January 11th, 2011 at 10:30am Vic Vaughn [Welcome to our new column, Shit That Comes Out Today. […]
Br00tal-lists 520 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART I December 14th, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF ARCH ENEMY, SUNN O))), MADBALL, FUCK THE […]
Green Eggs and Slam 340 BANDS U MAY HAVE SLEPT ON: THE ACCUSED #CROSSOVER #THRASH #80s November 22nd, 2010 at 2:30pm Sergeant D I was fortunate to grow up in the Seattle area […]
Editorials 500 ONSLAUGHT’S MANAGER RESPONDS TO AXL’S ALBUM ART CRITICISM November 22nd, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last week I criticized the cover art for the new […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2710 WHAT OLD SCHOOL BANDS DID U WANT TO LIKE, BUT COULDN’T??? November 15th, 2010 at 4:00pm Sergeant D Anyone who was unfortunate enough to have well-meaning-yet-clueless relatives knows […]
Metal in the Media 280 FORMER ARKANSAS GOVERNOR MIKE HUCKABEE CALLS TORCHE “HEAVIER THAN SOMETHING REALLY HEAVY” October 27th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Torche are the latest metal band to be featured on […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF MEGADETH’S RUST IN PEACE LIVE DVD!!! September 14th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Mazel tov to MetalSucks Suckalos Chris Jozefowicz, Chris Mezyk, and Landon Caldwell. They […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 170 HAIR METAL NOTHING: W.A.S.P. STILL RULES ALMOST THIRTY YEARS LATER July 23rd, 2010 at 10:30am MetalSucks Anso can have Steel Panther, Vince can have Ratt, and […]
Cinemetal 600 MARILYN MANSON IS PLAYING A DEATH METAL SINGER June 11th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Last month is was announced that Marilyn Manson and the […]
Kingdom of Sorrow Sucks 170 JAMEY JASTA: SEINE FÜNF BELIEBTESTE DEUTSCHE METAL-BANDS June 8th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks #5 – Necrophagist Technical German death metal that crushes!