Br00tal-lists 480 THE TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MISCATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL: #3, QUEENSRYCHE July 22nd, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Call it PBS, or Power Ballad Syndrome; Queensryche are yet […]
Br00tal-lists 220 THE TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MISCATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL: #4, DEF LEPPARD July 22nd, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yeah, sure, I could fall back on the whole Van […]
Br00tal-lists 240 THE TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MISCATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL: #5, EXTREME July 21st, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Since its inception by the typings of some clever music […]
Br00tal-lists 300 METALSUCKS & BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: DAY TWO July 21st, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF We now rejoin Allyson B. Crawford (Bring Back Glam!) and […]
Br00tal-lists 170 METALSUCKS & BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS July 20th, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF Usually when a fad fizzles, its casual fans disperse and […]
The Webernets 120 REJECTED VERSIONS OF ALBUM ART FOR METALLICA & GN’R May 27th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, no, not really. The reliably hilarious Cracked sometimes holds […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 350 PROTEST THE HERO HELPS PROTEST CRAPPY TAB BOOKS February 25th, 2010 at 10:20am Anso DF One of the dozens of things to dislike about Milwaukee […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 DAVE GROHL, CHRIS CORNELL TO HELP SLASH MOUTH RAPE HIS LEGACY November 11th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The Starbucks Incident Yes, I am going to continue to […]
Cinemetal 40 GET READY FOR ROCK OF AGES THE MOVIE October 20th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I’ve never seen Rock of Ages, the “Broadway smash!” jukebox […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 580 SURVIVING MEMBERS OF NIRVANA ALL BUT ACCUSE COURTNEY LOVE OF SELLING KURT COBAIN’S CORPSE TO ACTIVISION September 11th, 2009 at 2:30pm Gary Suarez The Intarwebs have been buzzing and seething over the inclusion […]
What the...?? 280 NOW KURT COBAIN IS REALLY ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE September 2nd, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Even if Kurt Cobain didn’t mind being used as an […]
Interviews 480 VINCE CATCHES UP WITH TRIVIUM’S MATT HEAFY August 31st, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Having recently spoken with Trivium’s Matt Heafy and Corey Beaulieu, […]
Reviews 140 HE IS LEGEND’S PRETTY HATES MACHINE July 20th, 2009 at 1:00pm Anso DF With the help of a time machine, I want to […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 260 NOBODY LOOKS GOOD IN THEIR YEAR BOOK PHOTO June 29th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg There’s something reassuring about knowing that people one sometimes considers […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 LONG-HAIRED FREAKY PEOPLE (AND BALD JOE THE PLUMBERS) NEED APPLY FOR TESLA February 17th, 2009 at 3:27pm Corey Mitchell WHEN: Wednesday, February 11, 2009 WHERE: Scout Bar, San Antonio, […]
Neilstein Soundscam 140 THE DEPRESSING STATE OF THE RECORD INDUSTRY January 15th, 2009 at 11:08am Vince Neilstein The sales of recorded music are in as bleak a […]
Reviews 270 DRAGONFORCE SLIGHTLY EXCEED YOUR EXPECTATIONS ON ULTRA BEATDOWN July 23rd, 2008 at 11:44am Sammy O'Hagar DragonForce, like most good bands, either hits you the right […]
What the...?? 50 [ROCK STAR] MEN WHO LOOK LIKE OLD LESBIANS July 2nd, 2008 at 10:35am Vince Neilstein From Cracked.com, via MetalGF: #24: Jon Bon Jovi and Richie […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 160 THE HAIR METAL CUP RUNNETH OVER IN 2008 July 1st, 2008 at 4:20pm MetalSucks [Welcome to our new column Hair Metal Happy Hour, which […]
Editorials 130 GET READY FOR THE WORST SUPERGROUP EVER May 28th, 2008 at 5:56pm Axl Rosenberg So a couple of weeks ago Michael Anthony spilled that […]
