Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Read a Brief Excerpt from Decibel‘s Comprehensive History of Nü-Metal August 13th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Come for the Nookie, stay for the Korn.
Cinemetal 0 Watch Jay Baruchel and Eric Andre Do A Pretty Accurate Korn Impression June 11th, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus A subtle mix of GADUNG GADUNGA with BOOORACHACHACHACHA.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: The Most Awful, Annoying Sounds Ever Recorded May 1st, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Bad moments in awesome music. Get ready to cringe.
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Legator Guitar Prize Pack Courtesy of the No Mercy No Surrender Tour featuring Sworn Enemy, Wretched, Dark Sermon and Hammer Fight April 9th, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Caption this photo, win a prize pack including a Legator guitar, tickets to see the tour, and all sorts of merch from all the tour’s bands.
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Grab Bag of Metal CDs, Posters, Stickers, Guitar Picks, Etc April 2nd, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Got a funny caption to the above? Enter it into the comments and win some free stuff.
Black Collar Workers 0 Korn Sued by Former Drummer David Silveria February 27th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg A.D.I.D.A.L. (All Day I Dream About Litigation)
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #13: Sepultura October 29th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Brazil’s most metal export released a quartet of hellish masterpieces which were no less exciting or impactful than Metallica’s.
Overground 0 In Defense of Nu-Metal September 23rd, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Our new columnist takes Axl and Vince to task for their ongoing treatment of metal’s most maligned subgenre.
Tour de Force 0 Twenty Years Later, Remembering a Tragedy: Korn to Perform Entire Debut Album at Festivals September 22nd, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The PRP reports that a new interview with radio station WMMR, […]
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Korn Jams You Can Love (Secretly) September 19th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks It’s not the song’s fault that its performers suck.
Punishing Pictorials 0 If Everything Goes Well, We Might Be Showin’ You Our Metal O Face August 29th, 2014 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Also known as “heavy metal vinegar strokes.”
...And F*ck You Too 0 Simon Le Bon Hears Asking Alexandria/Korn Cover of Duran Duran, Offs Himself July 23rd, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tragic
Haterade 0 “Hater”: You Won’t Ever Bring Korn Down, But You May Inspire Them to Write a Horrible Song June 23rd, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Korn’s mommies says all the mean kids are just jealous because they’re so handsome.
Black Collar Workers 0 Want to Book Queens of the Stone Age, Clutch, Avenged Sevenfold, etc to Play Your Party? This is How Much it Will Cost. May 21st, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein These bands earn HOW MUCH?!?!
This Sucks 0 R.I.P. H.R. Giger May 13th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The legendary artist has died at age 74.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: The $5 Million Album April 11th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Money can buy a shitload of happiness.
Metal Tech 0 Powerman 5000 Still Around, Still Look Like Powerman 5000 April 1st, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg 1999 called. It wants its haircut back.
Metal in the Media 0 Revolver Golden Gods Awards 2014 Will Feature Axl N’ Roses, Korn, Lots of Five Finger Death Punch Ball-Tickling February 26th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein As commercial as in years past, but there’s some good stuff too.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Wolfed Down Wall Street with Meshuggah February 21st, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Over and over and over again.
Metal Tech 0 Fans Start Petition to Get Leonardo DiCaprio to Appear at Bonnaroo with Meshuggah February 20th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg “DiCaprio must wear a suit, and everyone in the crowd must pound their chests,” dictates entreaty.
