Green Eggs and Slam 1110 DEFILER IS THE FUTURE OF DEATHCORE! January 26th, 2011 at 11:00am Sergeant D You know how sometimes you’re like, “Ugh, fuck it, I […]
Green Eggs and Slam 910 IS IT DUMB 2B ORIGINAL??? January 20th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D I was thinking the other day about how some bands […]
Green Eggs and Slam 360 BIG CHOCOLATE = THE GUTTURAL SLAMMING JUSTIN BIEBER (PLUS THE DEBUT OF A NEW DISFIGURING THE GODDESS SONG!) January 19th, 2011 at 1:00pm Sergeant D After the jump, you’ll find Sergeant D.’s interview with Cam […]
Greatest Hits 3220 What is UR Favorite Classic Nu-Metal Band?? September 29th, 2010 at 3:00pm Sergeant D Unless you count current metalcore bands with a wiggerish slant […]
Green Eggs and Slam 530 BLEEDING THROUGH’S BRANDAN SCHIEPPATI: THE GREEN EGGS AND SLAM INTERVIEW August 18th, 2010 at 2:00pm Sergeant D SUP BRO
Green Eggs and Slam 210 SENOR BIVINGS RELEASES INCREDIBLY SH*TTY SONG; GETS A JOB AT WALMART August 2nd, 2010 at 12:40pm Sergeant D Senor Bivins is an internet personality best known for doing […]
Viral Vomit 800 THE FUTURE EX-MRS. SERGEANT D. July 19th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t ask any questions. Just watch. And don’t turn it […]
Green Eggs and Slam 280 STEVE JOH: THE MAN TO THANK FOR SUICIDE SILENCE & WINDS OF PLAGUE May 17th, 2010 at 2:00pm Sergeant D You probably know Century Media for their work with groundbreaking, […]
The Webernets 760 The Insane Clown Posse Believes in “Miracles” April 13th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m actually kinda tired of writing about ICP, ’cause at […]
The Webernets 490 VAPID POP STAR DEEMS HORSE THE BAND “TOO EMO,” MEGADETH “DOPE” March 22nd, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Full confession: until about an hour ago, I had no […]
The Webernets 200 APB: SERGEANT D OF METAL INQUISITION March 11th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein It would appear as if Sergeant D’s days at Metal […]
The Webernets 90 ICE, ICE, BOO-BY March 3rd, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg No, this isn’t an article about boobies. Sorry. Sergeant D. […]
Haterade 500 NOT AT ALL WORTHWHILE January 22nd, 2010 at 2:32pm Axl Rosenberg I think that people think that Sergeant D. is just […]
Editorials 2160 UNDEROATH THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THE BABY BEFORE YOU HAD SEX January 12th, 2010 at 11:26am Axl Rosenberg Despite what you may think, I don’t have a problem […]
The Webernets 1520 SERGEANT D. THINKS THAT CONVERGE IS SOMETHING AWFUL January 5th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg I was a little baffled by the sheer number of […]
Music Dorkery 610 SERGEANT D., PhD: THE WORLD’S FOREMOST EXPERT IN WIGGER SLAM, AND NOW BASS DROPS December 7th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Over at his other blog, Stuff You Will Hate, Sergeant […]
Admin 700 AT LAST: METALSUCKS SHIRTS AND HOODIES!!! November 19th, 2009 at 3:30pm MetalSucks We’ve been talking about making MetalSucks merch almost as long […]
Haterade 340 ROSIE O’DONNELL SCOURING CRAIGSLIST FOR MEMBERS FOR POST-ATTACK ATTACK! PROJECT November 9th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Things just haven’t been the same since Rosie left The […]
Haterade 1280 “DEATHCORE IS NOT SCENE” October 21st, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Meet Senor Bivins. I read about him this morning on […]
Please Kill Me 350 THAT’S NOT REAL, IS IT?!?!?! October 8th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I saw this on Stuff You Will Hate today. I […]
