Viral Vomit 0 Disturbed’s David Draiman Thinks Farts are Funny, and So Do You July 11th, 2019 at 9:55am Vince Neilstein World famous hand-farter Guy First performed his own version of “Down with the Sickness” for Draiman.
Reviews 0 Album Review: Torche Enter A More Mature Phase with Admission July 11th, 2019 at 9:51am Jeff Treppel Admission may be Torche’s most straight-up metal release to date — except when it isn’t.
New Stuff 0 There’s a New Asking Alexandria Song. Yay. July 11th, 2019 at 9:43am Axl Rosenberg The track is presumably meant to help promote the band’s upcoming tours with Papa Roach and Shinedown.
Friggin' Danzig 0 The Original Misfits Tease New York City Show July 11th, 2019 at 9:29am Axl Rosenberg Our hypothesis that Glenn Danzig and Jerry Only would go their separate ways after ten reunion shows appears to have been incorrect.
Adam D. Riff Watch 0 Watch: Killswitch Engage and Howard Jones Reunite for “End of Heartache” Performance July 10th, 2019 at 4:35pm Axl Rosenberg Let’s fantasize about a tour featuring both Howard Jones AND Jesse Leach, shall we?
Events 0 Claudio Simonetti’s Goblin to Perform Live Score to Dario Argento’s Deep Red at Special Show July 10th, 2019 at 4:05pm MetalSucks Together with a live screening of the full film.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Grab Bag of Metal Goodies! July 10th, 2019 at 3:19pm Axl Rosenberg The second letter is clearly ‘R.’ Other than that, you’re on your own.
Editorials 0 Metallica Made More Money in 2019 Than Katy Perry, Paul McCartney and Ben Roethlisberger July 10th, 2019 at 3:15pm Vince Neilstein The band landed at #30 on the Forbes list of highest paid celebrities.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Metallica to Release New Children’s Book The ABCs of Metallica July 10th, 2019 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg A portion of the proceeds will benefit the band’s All Within My Hands charity organization.
Events 0 Woodstock 50: New Location Permit Denied July 10th, 2019 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Is Woodstock 50 officially Woodstock Fucked?
New Stuff 0 Obituary Debut New Song “A Dying World” July 10th, 2019 at 12:29pm Axl Rosenberg In case you have forgotten that our world is currently dying.
Reviews 0 Album Review: Thy Art Is Murder Need to Calibrate the Scope on Human Target July 10th, 2019 at 12:11pm Phil Boozeman A completely unnecessary mess of unimaginative breakdowns, stupid riffs and political clichés from a band that absolutely knows it can do better.
Viral Vomit 0 Old Staind Road: A Mashup of Lil Nas X’s “Old Town Road” and Staind’s “It’s Been Awhile” July 10th, 2019 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein These two massive hits blend surprisingly well together!
Editorials 0 Four Ideas for a Totally Metal Vacation July 10th, 2019 at 11:01am MetalSucks Searching for a metal summer vacation idea? Look no further.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Metallica Performing “Master of Puppets” in the Pouring Rain is Fucking Epic July 10th, 2019 at 10:45am Vince Neilstein The heavens opened up at Metallica’s recent show in England, but the band played anyway.
But What Does Corey Taylor Think? 0 Identity of Slipknot’s New Percussionist: Behold! The Latest Conspiracy Theory! July 10th, 2019 at 10:24am Vince Neilstein Reddit users think they’ve uncovered an un-masked photo of Slipknot’s new percussionist.
Tour de Force 0 DragonForce Announce North American, UK, and European Tour Dates July 10th, 2019 at 10:05am Axl Rosenberg The band’s new album is complete and will be released before the end of the year.
Tour de Force 0 Hail! Featuring Current and Former Members of Lamb of God, Megadeth, Exodus, and Machine Head: More Shows Announced July 10th, 2019 at 9:46am Axl Rosenberg What does this mean for Chris Adler’s future with Lamb of God?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 This Is How Many New Songs Rob Zombie Will Debut on Tour This Summer July 9th, 2019 at 3:48pm Axl Rosenberg Hint: it’s less than 1,000,000.
New Stuff 0 Devourment Release New Love Ballad “Narcissistic Paraphilia” July 9th, 2019 at 2:55pm Axl Rosenberg It’s just like a Barry White song, only it slams.
