Haterade 800 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 9) September 8th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein This is completely fucking offensive. More crabcore / flat-iron haircut […]
What the...?? 190 ENSIFERUM MAKE THE LAZIEST VIDEO EVER September 8th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I like Ensiferum. Seriously, I do. But what the fuck […]
Cinemetal 130 YOU HAD ME AT “RWAKE” September 8th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Rwake is a band we don’t write about as much […]
Interviews 300 LUNA MORTIS’ MARY ZIMMER ON LYRICS, POLITICS, AND SINGING VERSUS SCREAMING September 8th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you enjoy melodic death-tinged power metal – and really, […]
Music Dorkery 740 SOME RANDOM THOUGHTS ABOUT THE USE OF THE TERM “CORE” September 8th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This morning, I received the following e-mail from reader Parker […]
Cinemetal 140 DEATH UNITES PARADISE LOST September 8th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein We haven’t spent nearly enough time here talking about Paradise […]
New Stuff 120 RESISTANCE TO REVOCATION’S EXISTENCE IS FUTILE September 8th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein You know how your parents always used to tell you […]
...And F*ck You Too 520 THE WORST GUITAR SOLO EVER September 8th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I started learning to play guitar when I was eleven. […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 400 SATURDAY ONE-MANNED-BAND TO GRIND GEARS TO: B U L B September 5th, 2009 at 4:14pm Kip Wingerschmidt Ever since energy drinks became the new weed, there are […]
Cinemetal 740 THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER GO BOWLING September 4th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Not much to say here… Deflorate is awesome, and so […]
\m/ 490 SHADOWS FALL F*CK UP JIMMY FALLON’S GREEN ROOM, SLAY HIS AUDIENCE September 4th, 2009 at 1:02pm Axl Rosenberg Below is video of Shadows Fall on Late Night with […]
Viral Vomit 870 AN OPEN LETTER TO THE GIRL IN THIS VIDEO September 4th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dear Whomever You Are, Marry me. Love, Double-Jew Axl Rosenberg […]
Cinemetal 230 MORE ON THE RETURN OF BEAVIS & BUTT-HEAD September 4th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know that this is only peripherally related to metal, […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 160 WOODSTOCK IS METAL, AND SO ARE THREE September 4th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Monday is Labor Day here in the States, which means […]
Haterade 1000 SLEEPER CELL SHOULD GO BACK TO SLEEP September 4th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein This is not a test. This is a real music […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 2780 Jumping Darkness Parade: Eyal on Bands That Can’t Duplicate Their Album Live September 3rd, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks I know you’ve all experienced this. You get into a […]
Haterade 760 STICK STICKLY IN THIS KID’S VAGINA September 3rd, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein At least two of you have emailed us about this […]
New Stuff 320 SCUMBAG BLUES September 3rd, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein People seem to be pretty into Them Crooked Vultures, the […]
Interviews 680 ALL THAT REMAINS FRONTMAN PHIL LABONTE DISCUSSES THE BAND’S MAINSTEAM SUCCESS IN METALSUCKS EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW September 3rd, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Sitting down with All That Remains frontman / Affliction-wearer Phil […]
What the...?? 120 I OFTEN SOLO WHILE TAKING A DUMP September 3rd, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I saw this on Reign in Blonde. I have no […]
