Pummeling Politics 0 Kid Rock: Donald Trump Asked Me for Advice on North Korea and ISIS March 22nd, 2022 at 2:09pm Phil Boozeman “It’s simple, Mr. President. We merely bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy.”
Viral Vomit 0 Video: This Grandma Slays Rob Zombie’s “Dragula” at Karaoke Night March 22nd, 2022 at 1:59pm Phil Boozeman I slam in the back of my… grandma?
Metal Merch 0 Foyer Frei: This Rammstein Gas Cylinder Lamp is the Ultimate In Industrial Metal Decor March 22nd, 2022 at 11:47am Phil Boozeman It’s ZEIT for you to redecorate your living room.
Br00tal-lists 0 Blackened Neo Tokyo: 10 Modern Japanese Black Metal Bands March 22nd, 2022 at 10:16am Ryan Dyer Here are 10 bands keeping Japan sunless and satanic.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent: “[Putin] Has to Respond…Ukraine Is Not an Innocent Player Here” March 22nd, 2022 at 9:28am Emperor Rhombus Apparently, with NATO a-barking, he HAD to kill all those kids!
Readers' Choice 0 Here’s Every Track on Iron Maiden’s The Number of the Beast, Ranked by MetalSucks’ Readers March 22nd, 2022 at 9:07am Emperor Rhombus On its 40th anniversary, here’s how you ranked the songs on Maiden’s best album.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Rapper $not Responds to Snot’s Mikey Doling: “Actually Ridiculous…Old Man Mad About My Name” March 22nd, 2022 at 8:33am Emperor Rhombus Definitely an appropriate response.
Cinemetal 0 Christina Ricci Will Star In Tim Burton’s Wednesday Addams Series for Netflix March 22nd, 2022 at 8:10am Emperor Rhombus She won’t play Wednesday or Morticia.
Crushing Crowdfunding 0 Jinjer Have Raised Over $140,000 for Ukraine With Their T-Shirt Campaign March 21st, 2022 at 1:52pm Emperor Rhombus The world has felt for Ukrainian hard rockers Jinjer during […]
Br00tal-lists 0 11 Metal Artists We Rip On Mercilessly But Will Always Love March 21st, 2022 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Here are 11 artists whose ridiculous qualities don’t make us any less inspired by them.
Metal Legacies 0 Photos: Randy Rhoads’ Family, Friends, and Fans Rally at His Gravesite on the 40th Anniversary of His Death March 21st, 2022 at 12:58pm Phil Boozeman In remembrance of one of the greatest to ever do it.
Podcast 0 Cypress Hill’s Sen Dog on The MetalSucks Podcast #430 March 21st, 2022 at 12:32pm Emperor Rhombus The legendary rapper talks the band's upcoming tour with Slipknot, weed legalization, and more!
Neilstein Soundscam 0 Ghost’s IMPERA Debuts at #2 on Billboard Top 200, Has the Largest Sales Week of Any 2022 Release March 21st, 2022 at 11:36am Emperor Rhombus Not too shabby!
New Stuff 0 “How Many Tears to Nurture a Rose?” Watch Cradle of Filth’s New Video to Find Out March 21st, 2022 at 10:44am Emperor Rhombus A-one. A-two! A-three! CRUNCH. A-three.
Lolz 0 Fred Durst Reveals Even Grosser Dad Look During Limp Bizkit Festival Set March 21st, 2022 at 8:10am Emperor Rhombus The Limp Lebowski.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Snot’s Mikey Doling Blasts Fred Durst for Bringing Rapper $not On Tour: “How Dare You, Man…We Were Friends” March 20th, 2022 at 9:13am Emperor Rhombus Honestly, we wonder if Fred even knew they were different.
Tool Time 0 Video: Tool’s Maynard James Keenan Gets Drummer Danny Carey to Hit Gong With Dildo March 20th, 2022 at 8:50am Emperor Rhombus Lends a new meaning to “bang a gong.”
This Sucks 0 Sacred Reich Frontman Phil Rind Hospitalized, Band Miss Philly and Baltimore Shows March 20th, 2022 at 8:31am Emperor Rhombus We hope he’s okay.
Viral Vomit 0 King Crimson’s Robert Fripp and Toyah Willcox Cover Kaiser Chiefs’ “I Predict a Riot” March 20th, 2022 at 8:16am Emperor Rhombus Toyah is more modestly clothed than usual.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Staind Frontman Aaron Lewis: “Maybe We Should Listen to What Vladimir Putin Is Saying” March 19th, 2022 at 5:13pm Emperor Rhombus …dude.