Reunion Mania 140 HEAVEN & HELL: ONE REUNION ALBUM I THINK YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET EXCITED ABOUT December 2nd, 2008 at 9:53am Axl Rosenberg I know I’ve spoken out in the past – fuck, […]
Editorials 1390 F*CK ROLLING STONE: WHO ARE THE GREATEST HEAVY METAL SINGERS OF ALL TIME? November 24th, 2008 at 1:59pm Corey Mitchell (Rolling Stone ballot filled out by James Hetfield of Metallica.) […]
Reviews 210 SIX FEET UNDER REACH LOWS MUCH DEEPER THAN SIX FEET November 19th, 2008 at 2:59pm Sammy O'Hagar I love death metal; I would just like to make […]
New Stuff 120 AND DID YOU F*CKING KNOW THAT THE “HAPPY” IS IN F*CKING QUOTES?!? November 19th, 2008 at 12:03pm Axl Rosenberg Dude. Did anyone else know that Scott Weiland has a […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE COMPARED GAAHL TO PUPPIES November 14th, 2008 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein Mostly this week I just watched the Puppy Cam. But […]
\m/ 70 HAPPY F*CKING HALLOWEEN October 31st, 2008 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg In case I haven’t made this clear before, I fucking […]
Cinemetal 50 THE FIVE BEST COCK ROCK VIDEOS ABOUT GOING (OR NOT GOING) PLACES October 29th, 2008 at 4:45pm Axl Rosenberg At the risk of sounding melodramatic, some days I do […]
Blogronaut 180 BLOGRONAUT: “DEAR METALLICA; LET ME WRITE SONGS FOR YOU.” October 10th, 2008 at 3:26pm MetalSucks I’m going to talk about Metallica and their new record. […]
Cinemetal 40 A REALLY COOL ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO October 10th, 2008 at 12:28pm Vince Neilstein Headbanger’s Blog — the proprietor of which was so kind […]
Editorials 190 ROADRUNNER UNITED SHOW FINALLY TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY October 9th, 2008 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg On December 15, 2005, I did one of the silliest […]
Editorials 80 ZAKK WYLDE IS THE NEW GUITAR HERO October 3rd, 2008 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Guitar Hero III featured Slash and Tom Morello as bosses […]
Show Reviews 110 MASTERS OF METAL TOUR: AN OLD FART’S WET DREAM September 2nd, 2008 at 1:42pm Corey Mitchell The biggest metal tour of 2008 rolled through San Antonio […]
Show Reviews 150 THE METAL MASTERS TOUR: JUDAS PRIEST ARE AWESOME, HEAVEN & HELL ARE AWESOMER August 11th, 2008 at 12:45pm Axl Rosenberg In 2004, the Painkiller-era Judas Priest line-up reunited and blew […]
Rampant Rumors 130 SHARON OSBOURNE WOULD LOVE TO THROW EGGS AT AC/DC August 11th, 2008 at 11:40am Axl Rosenberg In 2004, Judas Priest went on before Black Sabbath at […]
...And F*ck You Too 510 50 THINGS WE ARE NOT LIKELY TO EVER SEE OR HEAR IN THE METAL WORLD August 1st, 2008 at 12:34pm Axl Rosenberg A power ballad by Slayer. A Jew in a Stryper […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH WE WENT CRAZY FROM THE HEAT [AND NUTS] July 11th, 2008 at 5:05pm MetalSucks Things were a tad slow at the MetalSucks Mansion this […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 RANDOM ROCKLAHOMA RAMBLINGS July 11th, 2008 at 12:02pm MetalSucks Apparently the palatial MetalSucks Mansion kitchen needed new granite, so […]
Cinemetal 90 FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS? MOTLEY CRUE’S THE DIRT MOVIE NOT MOVING FORWARD JUST YET June 20th, 2008 at 11:41am Axl Rosenberg Eventually, someone is going to adapt Motley Crue’s The Dirt […]
What the...?? 110 VH1 HIRES SHARON OSBOURNE TO TEACH CHARM SCHOOL; EXECS AT VH1 ADMIT, “WE DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THE WORD ‘CHARM’ MEANS” May 20th, 2008 at 4:04pm Axl Rosenberg So while Richie Sambora is not doing the new season […]
Interviews 120 THE RED CHORD BASSIST GREG WEEKS ANSWERS METALSUCKS’ COMPLETELY RETARDED QUESTIONS May 20th, 2008 at 2:23pm MetalSucks At the beginning of April, just as genre-bending metal masters […]
