Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Believes in Chemtrails January 7th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Also seems confused as to the definition of the word “unarguable.”
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Left Our Gun Over by the Remote January 4th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg We recap the week’s top stories.
The Webernets 0 Kenny G.’s Son Can Shred January 4th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Annoying elevator jazz musician’s offspring will leave you breathless.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Dave Mustaine Hates Men’s Wearhouse January 2nd, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Suits sell… but who’s buying?
New Stuff 0 Friday, December 21, 2013 News Round-Up December 21st, 2012 at 10:45am Vince Neilstein News from Cloudkicker, Vanisher, Necrosexual, Rotting Christ, the Orion Music + More Festival and Today is the Day.
What the...?? 0 Scientists Decide Disgusting Hairy Six-Legged Pest Reminds Them of Dave Mustaine December 14th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg New species of tarantula named in the Megadeth mainman’s honor.
Rampant Rumors 0 Wait, is Keri Kelli Seriously Joining Queensrÿche??? December 10th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I was totally kidding, you guys!!!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Here are the Bullshit Nominees for This Year’s Bullshit “Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance” Grammy December 6th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Bullshit.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Non-Musician I Didn’t Even Know Was in Neurosis No Longer in Neurosis November 27th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Wait, you can be in a band now even if you don’t do anything musical?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Dave Mustaine Almost Made a Good Point November 26th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Unfortunately, he’s completely nuts, and thus did not manage to stick the landing.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Geoff Tate’s New Queensrÿche is Off to a Terrific Start November 26th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Guitarist Glen Drover quits the band before they even goddamn do anything.
Metal Merch 0 Metallica Selling Reasonably Priced Neckties November 21st, 2012 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg I’m totally kidding, they’re expensive as fuck.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Dave Mustaine Mourns the Loss of Twinkies, Endorses Secession November 21st, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Megadeth mainman blames President Obama for the loss of his favorite snack.
Metal in the Media 0 Shawn Drover Implies Dave Mustaine Didn’t Mean His Controversial Political Comments; Dave Mustaine Makes More Controversial Political Comments; Shawn Drover Distances Band from Dave Mustaine November 19th, 2012 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Drummer’s interview comments are amended after Mustaine contradicts them.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 6, 2012 November 6th, 2012 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Your Heavy And Hard New Releases Bible! Rip It Up And We’ll Prosecute!
Level Up 0 Level Up: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night October 24th, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Last Chance to Reason’s Evan Sammons launches a brand new MetalSucks column devoted to classic gaming: “Level Up.” In this inaugural edition he discusses Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
Reunion Mania 0 PSYOPUS COMING HOME FROM THE FARM? October 5th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Readers will often e-mail us and ask if we have/can […]
Editorials 0 THE BIG FOUR: CAN WE PLEASE JUST MAKE IT THE BIG SIX ALREADY? September 19th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you even say the phrase “The Big Four” in […]
Greatest Hits 0 Anthrax’s Frank Bello is Really Excited to Be Here, Not at All Concerned About Swallowing Bugs September 18th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks How can you not love this dude? We have no […]
Tour de Force 0 THE FIRST POTENTIALLY COOL THING DAVE MUSTAINE HAS DONE ALL YEAR September 10th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dave Mustaine has been going out of his way to […]
