Cinemetal 710 THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE MADE A FEATURE LENGTH WESTERN? AND A GANSTA MOVIE?!?! January 27th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Last night reader Antipope Zosimus e-mailed us the simple message […]
Not Quite Metal? 470 A HILARIOUS VIDEO THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH METAL January 26th, 2010 at 3:18pm Axl Rosenberg I’m sorry, but a reader named Mike Garba sent this […]
Haterade 900 NOT ALL NORWEGIAN METAL IS TR00 January 26th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader known only as “Jonas” sent us the below […]
Cinemetal 190 NEW AC/DC VIDEO IS REALLY JUST AN EXCUSE TO LOOK AT IRON MAN 2 FOOTAGE January 26th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Iron Man was a fun movie. It wasn’t great, but […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 260 WELL THIS IS AWKWARD January 26th, 2010 at 1:00pm Anso DF When you’re a fickle, pouting drama queen, you’re going to […]
Tour de Force 130 WHEREVER LUDICRA AND KRALLICE GO, MAYHEM WILL FOLLOW January 26th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Black metal legends Mayhem have announced another North American tour, […]
Cinemetal 340 I’M IN THE BAND: DISNEY STILL NOT DOING ITSELF ANY FAVORS WITH THE METAL COMMUNITY January 26th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Disney has been canceling metal shows scheduled to take place […]
Viral Vomit 190 FOOTAGE FROM PATIOZZFEST ’96 January 26th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg The always-brilliant Sergeant D. found the below video of some […]
Book Reviews 60 AEROSMITH DRUMMER JOEY KRAMER HITS SOFT WITH AUTOBIOGRAPHY January 26th, 2010 at 10:30am Corey Mitchell Next up on the heavy metal, hard rock, and punk […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 580 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL’S THOUGHTS ON NAMM 2010 January 25th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks “Went to NAMM, fucked a bunch of bitches, did a […]
Readers' Choice 660 STEVE VAIGINA January 25th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never heard of Orianthi Panagaris, which I suppose is […]
New Stuff 180 THIRTY SECONDS OF EVERY SONG ON THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN’S OPTION PARALYSIS January 25th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier today, reader Dominic Coppola sent us an e-mail with […]
...And F*ck You Too 560 NOT SO POLITELY CONTESTING A CLAIM BY LINKIN PARK’S MIKE SHINODA January 25th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Mike Shitnoda, the ugly Backstreet Boy wannabe who raps for […]
I Am The Blawg 270 I AM THE BLAWG: METALSUCKS’ NEW (NON-SPECIFIC) LEGAL ADVICE COLUMN. SERIOUSLY. January 25th, 2010 at 2:36pm MetalSucks Hello. My name is Antonin Skullia, Esq., and I’m the […]
Editorials 110 METALSUCKS MAKES ITS MARK ON D.R.I. January 25th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Brooklyn Vegan has a review of D.R.I.’s show at the […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 300 RECORDING OF A NEW ENSLAVED ALBUM HAS BEGUN! January 25th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s true! They’re in the studio right now! This can […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80 DANGEROUS TOYS OF MY OWN January 25th, 2010 at 12:30pm Anso DF Whenever hair rock is ridiculed, discounted, and slighted by metal’s […]
New Stuff 70 NEW KALMAH SONG, “BULLETS ARE BLIND,” HAS KIND OF AN UNSETTLING TITLE January 25th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This song ain’t about no fish. Reader Randy Gatto sent […]
Tour de Force 110 OZZY AIN’T NO SUCKA AFTER ALL January 25th, 2010 at 11:32am Axl Rosenberg Last month, Ozzy Osbourne continued his campaign against the hearts […]
Editorials 90 YES, IT’S TRUE (ALLEGEDLY). SCORPIONS ARE REALLY BREAKING UP (SUPPOSEDLY). January 25th, 2010 at 11:09am Axl Rosenberg So many of you e-mailed us about this over the […]
