Reviews 190 ARMOUR BRINGS THE RIFFS, THE RAFFS, THE EVERYTHING February 8th, 2010 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Armour is 80s metal, man. Get used to it right […]
Br00tal-lists 260 TEN THINGS I’D BE MORE SURPRISED TO FIND AT A MOTLEY CRUE CONCERT THAN A COUPLE SHTUPPING February 8th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So this couple was caught fucking at a Motley Crue […]
Cinemetal 320 WHAT DO WE THINK OF SOTHIS? February 8th, 2010 at 12:59pm Vince Neilstein Do we simply dismiss them because they play symphonic black […]
Cinemetal 130 SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE BUILDS TIME MACHINE, CAPTURES FOOTAGE OF AXL ROSENBERG’S DAUGHTER’S WEDDING February 8th, 2010 at 12:27pm Axl Rosenberg My good friend Rob at Metal Injection thinks that “SNL […]
New Stuff 380 THERE IS ONLY ONE “ANTI-HERO,” AND IT AIN’T BY BLEEDING THROUGH February 8th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg There’s a really awesome metal song called “Anti-Hero.” A song […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 250 SATURDAY VIDEO TO FIGHT FOR REAL METAL TO: MANOWAR — “BROTHERS OF METAL (LIVE)” February 6th, 2010 at 2:24pm Kip Wingerschmidt -KW
Not Quite Metal? 320 BIFFY CLYRO ARE BACK AND BIFFER THAN EVER February 5th, 2010 at 4:08pm Vince Neilstein “Biffy Clyro” always sounded like some kind of degenerative vaginal […]
Lick My Label 300 JIM FLORENTINE (OF THAT METAL SHOW) SIGNS WITH FAVORED NATIONS February 5th, 2010 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein L.A. Guns (the Tracii Guns version) were just the first […]
Cinemetal 210 SHADOWS FALL BARK AT THE SHRINE OF JAKE E. LEE February 5th, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein No riff is as tasty as an ’80s metal riff […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 220 DANGERS, WILL ROBINSON! DANGERS! February 4th, 2010 at 4:15pm Gary Suarez Hardcore has a template–musically and lyrically–which is why it’s always […] http://www.circuitbreakermedia.com/audio/dangers-stayathomemom.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download | EmbedSubscribe: Spotify | RSS | Subscribe to The MetalSucks Podcast!
Br00tal-lists 370 FIVE AWESOME UGLY KID JOE SONGS (THAT AREN’T “EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU” OR “CAT’S IN THE CRADLE”) February 4th, 2010 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg The other day I made my desire for an Ugly […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 1180 EMMURE BREAK OUT THEIR TINFOIL HATS February 4th, 2010 at 3:18pm Gary Suarez Emmure are currently rocking the fuck headlining the Mosh Lives […]
Tour de Force 360 AND THE SINGER FOR SLASH’S SOLO BAND IS… February 4th, 2010 at 2:14pm Axl Rosenberg With his virtually-guaranteed-to-suck new solo album coming out this spring, […]
Everyone's Replaceable 1570 TRIVIUM NOW ONE-QUARTER BETTER February 4th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein I’ve personally never understood all the ire directed at Trivium […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 50 JOE JACKSON IS A DICK. NO, NOT THAT ONE. February 4th, 2010 at 1:20pm Anso DF If you’re reading this, you are a sexy genius with […]
Readers' Choice 380 METALLICA + JOURNEY = ROCK SUGAR February 4th, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Reader Chris tipped us off to the existence of Rock […]
What the...?? 910 ROB HALFORD AND SCOTT TRAVIS MANAGE TO GET THROUGH AN ENTIRE CONVERSATION WITH JERSEY SHORE‘S SNOOKI WITHOUT PUNCHING HER IN THE FACE February 3rd, 2010 at 4:42pm Axl Rosenberg In case you’re the one person in the world who […]
Interviews 340 IHSAHN: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW February 3rd, 2010 at 3:12pm Sammy O'Hagar Ihsahn’s After is perhaps the biggest curveball of his career […]
Contests 250 AND THE WINNER OF THE BEHEMOTH VOCAL COVER CONTEST IS…. February 3rd, 2010 at 2:40pm MetalSucks … faithful MetalSucks reader Shane Gillis! The panel that selected […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 170 RATT’S NEW SINGLE HAS GOTTEN THE “BEST OF ME” February 3rd, 2010 at 1:36pm Vince Neilstein I mean that both literally and figuratively ’cause the track’s […]