Tour de Force 0 Jason Newsted and Dave Mustaine Considering Busting Out Metallica’s “Phantom Lord” for Gigantour? May 28th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg That’ll stick it to that Hetfield fucker!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: May 21, 2013 May 21st, 2013 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Listen to all heavy new releases! At least three of them are your new favorite thing :)
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine and Kenny G. Are In Love May 9th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Proof that Jews and Goyim can get along!
My Favorite... 0 My Favorite Onstage Vomiting, by Holy Grail’s Eli Santana May 8th, 2013 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Holy Grail’s main axeman shares his best onstage puking stories.
Tour de Force 0 Black Label Society Added to Giantbour; Dates Announced May 3rd, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg We are just blowing through nap time, aren’t we?
This Sucks 0 More Members of the Metal Community Reacts to Jeff Hanneman’s Passing May 3rd, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks Members of Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Machine Head, Guns N’ Roses, Hatebreed, and Suffocation mourn the loss of a legend.
This Sucks 0 The Metal Community Reacts to Jeff Hanneman’s Passing May 2nd, 2013 at 7:29pm Vince Neilstein Testament, Mike Portnoy, Tommy Victory, Dino Cazares, 3 Inches of Blood and other metal celebrities react to Jeff Hanneman’s death.
Tour de Force 0 Newsted Complete Gigantour 2013 Pentad of Platitudinousness May 1st, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Oh, man, it’s tired in here!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Made Dildos Shaped Like Our Heads April 26th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The MetalSucks Worst Week Ever Playlist: April 22 — April […]
Reviews 0 Epitome of Torture is the Epitome of Modern Sodom April 26th, 2013 at 4:00pm Dave Mustein The metal equivalent of your crazy uncle.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Ten (Really Eleven) Best Metal Songs for Earth Day April 22nd, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t destroy the environment — destroy the mosh pit!!!
Tour de Force 0 Gigantour 2013 is Not Getting Any Cooler April 22nd, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Death Division is not good.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: WWTAMD? (What Would The Atlas Moth Do?) April 19th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Welcome to this week’s QOTW discussion! All pain is desire :)
Tour de Force 0 Gigantour 2013 is Off to a Horrible Start April 19th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg FFFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!!
Editorials 0 No More Nachtmystium April 15th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Blake Judd will focus on Hate Mediation instead.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: “Lead Singer’s Disease (Instrumental)” April 12th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Which vocal-less albums are instrumental to your existence?
This Sucks 0 Season of Mist’s Office Was Robbed April 9th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg But the thieves didn’t get anything of substantial value — PHEW!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Slayer Fans Were Extremely Gullible April 5th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also, people on the internet continue to be completely reasonable!
Megadick 0 So I Guess This Crazy Russian Dude Really Loves Dave Mustaine April 2nd, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg That is an actual translation in that image, by the way.
