New Stuff 120 WELL I’LL BE DAMNED: SLASH ACTUALLY RELEASED TWO GOOD SONGS IN ONE DAY March 1st, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Between his suicide-inducingly awful rape of “Paradise City,” his unveiling […]
Tour de Force 100 ORPHANED LAND ARE COMING TO NORTH AMERICA January 21st, 2010 at 11:45am Axl Rosenberg I have absolutely no idea how to describe Orphaned Land’s […]
Cinemetal 90 FINNTROLL’S “SOLSAGAN” VIDEO: ARE THE WOODS ANY BETTER THAN A WAREHOUSE? January 15th, 2010 at 11:37am Axl Rosenberg Here’s a terrible joke I heard last night: What’s the […]
New Stuff 180 DREAM EVIL VERSUS QUIET RIOT January 6th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg If I asked some dude what his favorite song of […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 REHAB RELIEF: TYLER ON PATH BACK TO AEROSMITH December 24th, 2009 at 12:00pm Anso DF In all the eulogies of this new millenium’s first decade […]
Viral Vomit 60 DEEP THOUGHTS WITH DEVIN: IN WHICH HEVY DEVY OPINES ON THE NATURE OF INFINITY, BLOWJOBS December 16th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Devin Townsend is releasing one “Deep Thoughts” video per week […]
Editorials 670 SYSTEM OF A DOWN GO UNDERAPPRECIATED DURING THEIR “HIATUS” December 10th, 2009 at 10:16am Vince Neilstein Journalists have short memories. I posit that the reason Converge […]
\m/ 280 F*CK GEORGE HANDY, HERE’S “DEEP THOUGHTS WITH DEVIN TOWNSEND” December 9th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ll keep this short and sweet: Devin Townsend’s genius knows […]
Br00tal-lists 700 REGARDING DECIBEL’S 100 GREATEST METAL ALBUMS OF THE DECADE (AND LISTS IN GENERAL) December 2nd, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Here’s what I don’t understand about all these lists: why […]
Vicious Vacation 390 STOP YER WHININ’, HERE’S SOME SH*T ABOUT DARK TRANQUILLITY December 1st, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Based on the e-mails we’ve gotten today, it would seem […]
Viral Vomit 330 HOW TO MAKE IT BIG AS A DEATHCORE YOUTUBE VOCAL COVER ARTIST November 20th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Sometimes we get so caught caught up in minutae inside […]
Tiberian Vocalizations 440 TIBERIAN VOCALIZATIONS: ARTHUR VON NAGEL ON POST-BLACK METAL (AND BEING A SHAMELESS METAL NERD) November 19th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Black metal, in spite of its more purist fans, has […]
This Sucks 930 BUTCH LESBIAN QUITS ATTACK ATTACK!; FUTURE OF CRABCORE IN QUESTION? October 22nd, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday, October 19th, 2009 – a date which will live […]
Interviews 1200 METALSUCKS MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT, DAY 4: ?/EXODUS/ARSIS/MUTINY WITHIN!!! October 9th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks On Tuesday we told you that we’re sponsoring an AWESOME […]
Cinemetal 490 DESPISED ICON’S “DAY OF MOURNING” VIDEO: THE DEATHCORE EVOLUTION CONTINUES September 14th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg As evidenced by their new video, “Day of Mourning,” Despised […]
Interviews 300 LUNA MORTIS’ MARY ZIMMER ON LYRICS, POLITICS, AND SINGING VERSUS SCREAMING September 8th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you enjoy melodic death-tinged power metal – and really, […]
Tour de Force 90 SAY A PROPER FAREWELL TO AT ALL COST August 10th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I’m all for break-up sex. Yeah, the relationship is over, […]
Viral Vomit 170 WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL August 3rd, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein You best know those lyrics from the opening track of […]
New Stuff 100 NEW SH*T FROM NECROPHAGIST, WINDS OF PLAGUE July 28th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’m not in the mood for fine prose right now, […]
\m/ 550 50 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT PIG DESTROYER July 27th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg They’re called Pig Destroyer.
