Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 140 I CAN’T THINK OF A GOOD GN’R PUN RIGHT NOW, BUT HERE’S A VIDEO OF AXL ROSE FALLING ON HIS ASS April 5th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg So Axl Rose slipped and fell while performing “Knockin’ on […]
New Stuff 410 “BEYOND OUR SUFFERING”: AS I LAY DYING BRING THE HEAVY April 5th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Two minutes of As I Lay Dying’s new song, “Beyond […]
Tour de Force 210 A WHOLE LOTTA DEVIN TOWNSEND NEWS April 5th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg 2009 was a pretty awesome year to be a Devin […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 30 HEH HEH, HE SAID “JIZZY” April 5th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Of all the 654 singers L.A. Guns has had over […]
Cinemetal 100 SO THAT’S WHAT A FINNTROLL LOOKS LIKE April 5th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg I’ve been advocating videos that don’t actually feature the band […]
Black Metal Brunch 190 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: BIG DUMB FACE, “DUKE LION” April 4th, 2010 at 10:27am MetalSucks What? Is dids nots gets to plays Aprils Fools joke. […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 110 SATURDAY VID TO CRUSH PRINGLES TO: EAST OF THE WALL — “I AM CRYING NONSTOP HYSTERICALLY” April 3rd, 2010 at 1:53pm Kip Wingerschmidt Instrumetal proggateers East of the Wall want another round of […]
Viral Vomit 180 TOOL’S “LATERALUS,” AS PERFORMED BY AN EIGHT-PIECE KOTO ENSEMBLE April 2nd, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg The headline pretty much says it all. I don’t really […]
Everyone's Replaceable 350 SLIPKNOT’S CHRIS FEHN SEEKS (WILL) HAVEN April 2nd, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slipknot always take extended breaks in-between albums; that downtime is […]
\m/ 430 OTEP WON’T SHOW HER TITS, WILL SHOW HER BALLS April 2nd, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dude, I wouldn’t fuck with Otep Shamaya. Would you fuck […]
Interviews 120 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH CHARLES RAY, A.K.A. “THE DUDE WHO PROPOSED TO HIS GIRLFRIEND ON-STAGE AT A FEAR FACTORY CONCERT” April 2nd, 2010 at 2:06pm Axl Rosenberg On Wednesday we posted a video of a dude proposing […]
Metal Mets 300 THIS POST IS SORT OF RELATED TO METAL BUT MOSTLY RELATED TO BASEBALL April 2nd, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Baseball season starts on Monday!! Ah, April, when every team […]
Cinemetal 60 TOM MORELLO APPEARS IN TARGET AD April 2nd, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, never mind, it’s not an ad for Target. It’s […]
\m/ 210 DINOSAUR METAL April 2nd, 2010 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Kids love dinosaurs. As a kid I was mildly interested […]
New Stuff 90 WELL HEY, REX BROWN’S NEW BAND IS ACTUALLY PRETTY SWEET! April 2nd, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein It’s worth questioning how much influence ex-Pantera/Down bassist Rex Brown […]
Viral Vomit 60 DO YOU LIKE CUPCAKES? April 2nd, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein And no, we ain’t talkin’ ’bout no stinkin’ bourgeois bullshit […]
Vicious Vacation 140 HEAVY METAL ROAD TRIP, DAY 8: DAY THREE OF SXSW + EPIC BBQ April 1st, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein In which we ate epic BBQ and saw an epic […]
New Stuff 160 THE TONY DANZA TAP DANCE EXTRAVAGANZA JOINS “THE UNION” April 1st, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I resisted checking out The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza […]
Cinemetal 30 WOLF’S “HAIL CESAR” VIDEO: IS THERE ANY SUCH THING AS RECYCLED EPICNESS? April 1st, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Bob Cock loves Wolf and we love Bob Cock, but […]
Everyone's Replaceable 20 SLASH STREAMS, DUFF GETS ADDICTED, AND AXL ROSENBERG MAKES A RANDOM OBSERVATION April 1st, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Slash has been unveiling a song a day from his […]
