Green Eggs and Slam 440 XIBALBA = YOU’RE MOSHING [via tagger metal/909] March 30th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D Pretty much everybody who can tell their asshole from their […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 2210 WHAT YOUR FAVORITE METAL BAND SAYS ABOUT YOU March 28th, 2011 at 4:30pm Gary Suarez Those comic geniuses over at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency have done […]
New Stuff 610 METAL DEFENDS THE HOMEFRONT, BUT DOESN’T DO SUCH A SWELL JOB March 23rd, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So this is pretty cool… in theory at least. Last […]
Please Kill Me 430 AND YOU THOUGHT THAT RELOAD WAS A BAD IDEA March 15th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fred Durst has tweeted that Limp Bizkit’s long delayed reunion […]
Contests 1160 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN CDs FROM FLESHWROUGHT AND ALLEGAEON February 17th, 2011 at 5:29pm Vince Neilstein Last week we offered 5 full-access memberships at GuitarMasterClass.net for […]
New Stuff 100 RWAKE RWAKE RWAKE RWAKE RWAKE RWAKE RWAKE January 25th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I was just bemoaning the world’s current lack of Rwake […]
New Stuff 220 GET READY FOR THE BEST ALBUM OF 2011 December 14th, 2010 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg Winds of Plague have released the below Christmas video, which […]
Interviews 560 AFTER THE BURIAL’S TRENT HAFDAHL: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW December 9th, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein After the Burial released their new album In Dreams on […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2000 CULT BANDS YOU WOULD’VE HATED/IGNORED IN 1995 October 26th, 2010 at 5:00pm Sergeant D While these days metal fandom is basically just a contest […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH WE DID IT ALL FOR THE LOVE OF SLAYER October 15th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Seriously, if you haven’t read Vince’s epic story about how […]
What the...?? 580 THERE’S A HALF-NAKED SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL ON THE COVER OF REVOLVER October 15th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So Revolver is getting ready to unveil their annual “The […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE HEARD THE WORST THING EVER October 8th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week I had a dream that I was […]
Greatest Hits 3220 What is UR Favorite Classic Nu-Metal Band?? September 29th, 2010 at 3:00pm Sergeant D Unless you count current metalcore bands with a wiggerish slant […]
Green Eggs and Slam 620 MISS MAY I DOES NOT MOSH 4 CHRIST July 6th, 2010 at 2:15pm Sergeant D Like most readers of MetalSucks, I feel like the world […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE BEAT-OFF LIKE EXTRAVAGANT CHIMPANZEES June 11th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Kirk Windstein is a poet. Of this, there can be […]
Contests 2240 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF MISERY INDEX’S HEIRS TO THIEVERY June 10th, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein The prize for last week’s photo caption contest was a […]
Tour de Force 740 THOUGHTS ON THE 2010 THRASH & BURN TOUR LINEUP June 2nd, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein The Summer metal tour market for 2010 is crowded, yo.We’ve […]
MetalSucks Mansion Mayhem 260 WE SHOULD JUST FIRE GARY SUAREZ AND HIRE THIS GUY May 17th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein I mean, Gary’s review of Shining’s (the Norwegian one) latest […]
Reviews 120 BLEEDER’S DIGEST: QUICKIE REVIEWS OF NEW RELEASES FROM ANIMA & NATIVE April 6th, 2010 at 2:30pm Gary Suarez Anima, Enter The Killzone As many of you know, I’m […]
Reviews 200 ODYSSEY (un)DEAD: THE BREATHING PROCESS’ “FANTASTIC” VOYAGE February 24th, 2010 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Ask almost anyone in the last ten years, and they’ll […]
