Green Eggs and Slam 190 IF U LIKE POWER VIOLENCE, U WILL HEART BLACK ARMY JACKET July 13th, 2010 at 3:00pm Sergeant D As many of you know, I am the definitive authority […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80 UM, DID SOMEONE SAY “APEX THEORY?” March 22nd, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF It’s a little known fact that MetalSucks co-jefe Vince Neilstein […]
Editorials 840 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY ON HOW HE GOT INTO METAL January 27th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The Austerity Program play this Sunday January 31, in Brooklyn […]
Interviews 100 KOWLOON WALLED CITY’S JASON PACE DISPLAYS HIS VAST KNOWLEDGE OF THE DENNY’S BREAKFAST October 23rd, 2009 at 12:00pm Gary Suarez San Francisco’s Kowloon Walled City are an integral part of […]
Haterade 1300 RUFKM? METALLICA’S MASTER OF PUPPETS October 19th, 2009 at 3:30pm Corey Mitchell RUFKM? (AKA “Are you fucking kidding me?”) takes a look […]
Contests 2950 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF REVOCATION’S EXISTENCE IS FUTILE September 24th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Last week we offered up a killer Metal Blade combo […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 I SEE YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT BRUTAL LEGEND. I AM EXCITED ABOUT BRUTAL LEGEND, TOO. August 19th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg We’ve gotten a ridiculous number of e-mails over the past […]
\m/ 330 HEAVY METAL BORED GAMES July 8th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I’ve been meaning to mention this for a week. But […]
Ask Anton OyVey 190 ANTON OYVEY’S DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL RECAP! June 15th, 2009 at 2:31pm MetalSucks Hello, my Metalsucks children. I write you on this day […]
Tour de Force 100 A MUCH, MUCH, MUCH BETTER DECISION THAN PLAYING NOSTRADAMUS IN ITS ENTIRETY March 18th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Less than a year ago Judas Priest were threatening to […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 A NEW SUPERGROUP YOU CAN ONLY SEE AT… THE CIRCUS? February 27th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg First Maynard, now this. Look: I fucking love Vegas. I […]
Br00tal-lists 580 ROADRUNNER RECORDS NAMES THE TOP 50 GREATEST METAL FRONTMEN OF ALL TIME February 25th, 2009 at 10:35am Vince Neilstein The fine lads and ladesses over at Roadrunner Records have […]
Cinemetal 50 THE FIVE BEST COCK ROCK VIDEOS ABOUT GOING (OR NOT GOING) PLACES October 29th, 2008 at 4:45pm Axl Rosenberg At the risk of sounding melodramatic, some days I do […]
What the...?? 70 THE WORST KARAOKE PERFORMANCE OF ALL TIME? October 8th, 2008 at 10:58am Vince Neilstein I love YouTube so much. From one of the best […]
Cinemetal 130 IN THE STILL OF THE NIGHT October 7th, 2008 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Because sometimes a little Whitesnake is just what your day […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 160 THE HAIR METAL CUP RUNNETH OVER IN 2008 July 1st, 2008 at 4:20pm MetalSucks [Welcome to our new column Hair Metal Happy Hour, which […]
Neilstein Soundscam 60 THIS WEEK IN SOUNDSCAN: IT’S 2001 ALL OVER AGAIN April 30th, 2008 at 6:14pm Vince Neilstein It was 2001 all over again this past week as […]
Editorials 110 ROCKLAHOMA 2008 RUMORS BEGIN TO STIR February 15th, 2008 at 3:06pm Vince Neilstein Rocklahoma, the 3-day ’80s hair-revivalist festival in Pryor, Oklahoma, was […]
Editorials 50 ROCKLAHOMA 2008 BANDS TO BE ANNOUNCED IN DECEMBER November 19th, 2007 at 3:49pm Vince Neilstein Even though the lineup for Rocklahoma 2008 — the sequel […]
Editorials 40 WHITE LION: FORCED TO DROP OFF POISON/RATT TOUR DUE TO LEGAL BATTLE OVER NAME June 5th, 2007 at 9:58am Axl Rosenberg Here’s what’s kind of amazing to me about all these […]
