Reviews 130 STALLONE’S STALLONE IS STALLONEY February 24th, 2012 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Here’s the dilemma — a musician, Juan Montoya (Torche, MonstrO) […]
Album of the Day 40 ALBUM OF THE DAY: MELISSA AUF DER MAUR’S AUF DER MAUR March 3rd, 2011 at 12:00pm Gary Suarez Though best known for her bass work in Hole and […]
Metal Etiquette 200 HEAVY METAL BLUNDERS: VINCE GETS SLAMMER, ALICE BASSIST CHAINED, LARSUIT + MORE INSANITY/INANITY February 21st, 2011 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell Round Two of Heavy Metal Blunders brings us, who else? […]
Question of the Week 590 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IS THE BIG FOUR MINI-TOUR AWESOME, OR JUST SAD? June 25th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Welcome to “Question of the Week,” a (sometimes) weekly debate […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 600 BILLY HOWERDEL WILL EAT AGAIN!!! June 11th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So Maynard James Keenan has said that Tool are working […]
Interviews 120 JACKYL’S JESSE JAMES DUPREE: THE METALSUCKS HOEDOWN May 3rd, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’m going to be completely honest with you: I wanted […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 170 ONE ASSHOLE CALLS ANOTHER ASSHOLE “AN ASSHOLE” April 29th, 2010 at 9:59am Axl Rosenberg I wasn’t gonna say anything about this because it seemed […]
New Stuff 250 COOL CHICK WITH UNPRONOUNCABLE NAME STREAMING SECOND ALBUM April 5th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg In February I expressed cautious excitement for Out of Our […]
Cinemetal 210 COOL CHICK WITH UNPRONOUNCABLE NAME TO RELEASE SECOND ALBUM February 17th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I don’t really know what the critical consensus was on […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 290 TEARGARDEN BY KALEIDYSCOPE: IT’S LIKE A KOALA BEAR CRAPPED A RAINBOW IN MY BRAIN September 18th, 2009 at 12:00pm Gary Suarez I became a fan of The Smashing Pumpkins the minute […]
Tour de Force 240 PLANET CARAVAN METAL FESTIVAL TO STORM THE SOUTHEAST July 16th, 2009 at 10:00am MetalSucks At the beginning of the year I wrote a piece […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 170 COURTNEY LOVE DECIDES TO SULLY HOLE’S ALREADY DAMAGED REPUTATION June 18th, 2009 at 11:10am Gary Suarez Paleozoic UK-based periodical NME reported today that Courtney Love will […]
...And F*ck You Too 190 JOHN DOLMAYAN GOTTA EAT, SON April 20th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Scars on Broadway didn’t work out. I’m still not entirely […]
\m/ 470 FOR THOSE OF US ACTUALLY GETTING LAID, HERE ARE SOME TIPS TO GET YOUR WOMAN TO LIKE METAL February 25th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Vince has gone into some detail in the past about […]
New Stuff 90 FREE MP3S!!! February 3rd, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What’s better than music? FREE MUSIC! Here’s some shit people […]
What the...?? 120 BAND THAT NEVER REALLY EXISTED BREAKS UP November 19th, 2008 at 11:02am Axl Rosenberg There’s a rumor going around that Billy Howerdel’s Ashes Divide […]
Cinemetal 130 MUSE IN THE WATCHMEN TRAILER November 14th, 2008 at 1:01pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know if it’s the work of director Zack […]
Reviews 50 TORCHE’S MEANDERTHAL: A FUTURE CULT CLASSIC May 13th, 2008 at 11:01am Vince Neilstein Torche’s Meanderthal is a fine, fine album — thunderous, downtuned, […]
Editorials 90 BILLY CORGAN SUES VIRGIN RECORDS FOR RUINING HIS CRED March 25th, 2008 at 2:16pm Axl Rosenberg Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Billy Corgan? The […]
Contests 0 ASHES DIVIDE CONTEST: BILLY HOWERDEL WANTS YOU TO BE HIS GUITAR TECH March 11th, 2008 at 11:11am Axl Rosenberg In case you didn’t know, Billy Howerdel is something of […]