Reviews 0 Killswitch Engage’s Disarm the Descent: The MetalSucks Review January 30th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg KsE’s heavily anticipated new offering is very good… but not great.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Analysis: The Devil’s Blood RIP? January 25th, 2013 at 4:00pm Anso DF Has an awesome band bled out?
Hoop Logic 0 Hoop Logic with God Forbid’s Doc Coyle: A Stern Talking-To December 5th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Which NBA center is getting old? Which NBA center is a “total fuckhead”? Which NBA center has a “jerkoff face”? Doc knows!
Cinemetal Reviews 0 I Watched Rock of Ages so You Don’t Have To October 1st, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Rock of Ages comes out on DVD on October 9, and […]
Green Eggs and Slam 0 I THINK I FINALLY ‘GET’ OPETH September 5th, 2012 at 5:00pm Sergeant D One of the reasons I am so widely respected and […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 AXL ROSE HAS MORE JEWELRY THAN YOUR MOM June 6th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Some asshole who is now guaranteed to be the target […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE REFUSED THE REFUSAL OF THE REFUSED REUNION May 4th, 2012 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Have you signed up for our email list? Do it […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 310 A LONG STORY ABOUT MY SADNESS FOR DIME December 16th, 2011 at 1:30pm Anso DF On December 8, 1996, I ventured out in the freezing […]
Everyone's Replaceable 350 COHEED & CAMBRIA LEFT PENNIE-LESS November 3rd, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg By which I don’t mean they’re broke. No, former Dillinger […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 200 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: GUESS WHO’S ON THE COVER OF THE NEW ISSUE OF DECIBEL, WIN A DEATH TRIBUTE SHIRT! August 11th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Worst Week Ever 90 IN WHICH BASSISTS BLEW July 15th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So, to review the ways in bass players let us […]
Green Eggs and Slam 470 HOW TO PARTY, RINGWORM STYLE July 12th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D As anyone else over 30 knows, there was once a […]
This Sucks 420 THE OCEAN ARE VICTIMS OF HIGHWAY ROBBERY, LITERALLY October 27th, 2010 at 10:30am Dave Mustein Yes, another theft. Again. I was already fairly disturbed by […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 150 THE JOKE IS ON YOU, KATATONIA GUITAR THIEVES September 21st, 2010 at 10:00am Anso DF Like thousands of lucky metal people, I attended a stop […]
Cinemetal 80 THEMATIC “PARALLELS” IN THE CINEMETALICAL WORLDS OF AS I LAY DYING AND THE RED CHORD June 15th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The aesthetic of both the performance footage and the animation […]
Viral Vomit 410 PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN WHY THIS DEATH METAL COVER OF LONELY ISLAND’S “I’M ON A BOAT” ISN’T FUNNY February 24th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg “I’m On a Boat” by Lonely Island (a.k.a. Saturday Night […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 260 WELL THIS IS AWKWARD January 26th, 2010 at 1:00pm Anso DF When you’re a fickle, pouting drama queen, you’re going to […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 490 BREAKING INTO DECIBEL: THE TOP 100 METAL ALBUMS OF THE DECADE +10 January 5th, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF What you are about to read, dear MetalSucks Maniac, is […]
Retrospective 80 MORE VIDEOS OF ONE OF BROOKLYN’S GREATEST DRUMMERS: JERRY FUCHS (1974-2009) November 10th, 2009 at 4:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt I’m still shocked about the unbelievably terrible tragedy that occurred […]
What the...?? 160 HULK HOGAN WANTED TO BE IN METALLICA. HEY, WHO DIDN’T? November 2nd, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hulk Hogan was never my favorite pro-wrestler when I was […]
