Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE GOT NAKED AND DRANK COW’S BLOOD February 6th, 2009 at 6:48pm Vince Neilstein I’m ’bout to go party at a triple-birthday event then […]
Contests 840 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF ANOTHER BLACK DAY’S DEBUT ALBUM May 22nd, 2008 at 4:18pm MetalSucks Last week’s Funny Photo Caption contest (picture at right) spawned […]
Cinemetal 160 THE TEN WORST RAP METAL VIDEOS OF ALL TIME August 30th, 2007 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I mean, you’d think that fucking Metal wouldn’t give a […]
New Stuff 0 Head Pee Release Terrible New Song “Not Today” November 19th, 2021 at 10:25am Axl Rosenberg It will make you feel like you’ve got a brain full of urine.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Mötley Crüe and Def Leppard Think Their Fans are Dumb, Still Won’t Call Off Stadium Tour May 1st, 2020 at 4:22pm Axl Rosenberg The bands promise to finally make an announcement about the tour’s status… on June 1st.
Podcast 0 Tony Foresta (Iron Reagan, Municipal Waste) on The MetalSucks Podcast #260 October 15th, 2018 at 10:59am MetalSucks We talk about Iron Reagan’s new EP Dark Days Ahead, working at a t-shirt printing factory in the early days of Municipal Waste, his affinity for [...]
Cinemetal 0 Watch: Metallica’s 1999 New Year’s Eve Performance of “Blackened” October 9th, 2018 at 11:42am Vince Neilstein In the year 2000…
Lolz 0 Where to Even Begin with This ICP Furry Video… July 9th, 2018 at 2:15pm Emperor Rhombus Ho boy.
Editorials 0 Dear Juggalos: We Need You, Now More Than Ever, at Tomorrow’s March in Washington D.C. September 15th, 2017 at 2:22pm MetalSucks With competing pro-Trump and pro-Juggalo rallies set to descend on the National Mall in Washington D.C. tomorrow, we are firmly on Team Juggalo.
Pummeling Politics 0 Pro-Trump Rally Set to Clash with Juggalo March in Washington, D.C. in September August 14th, 2017 at 2:18pm Vince Neilstein They will both descend on the National Mall on September 16th. Things could get interesting!
Podcast 0 Buzz Osborne of The Melvins on The MetalSucks Podcast #197 July 17th, 2017 at 12:06pm MetalSucks We discuss the last time he had a regular job, his philosophy on how to be truly successful in life, his take on getting a college education in [...]
Worst Week Ever 0 Kim Kardashian in a Morbid Angel Shirt, Dave Mustaine’s Favorite Megadeth Guitarists, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week July 14th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Sabbath, Meshuggah, Tool, and more.
Podcast 0 Darkest Hour’s Mike Schleibaum on The MetalSucks Podcast #179 March 13th, 2017 at 10:12am MetalSucks We talk about their new record, working with producer Kurt Ballou, the crowdfunding campaign behind the record, the tenth anniversary of Deliver Us [...]
Podcast 0 Richard Christy of Charred Walls of the Damned / The Howard Stern Show on The MetalSucks Podcast #162 September 12th, 2016 at 9:39am MetalSucks We talk about his history in Death, Control Denied and Iced Earth, the story of Death and the end of that band, how he approaches the drums and how [...]
Events 0 GWAR, Attila, Suicide Silence, and Green Jelly Will Appear at The Gathering of the Juggalos 2016 May 25th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Say goodbye to staleness, my stone cold elf.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 51 & 52: Fred Durst vs. Matty K., Courtney Love vs. Shaggy 2 Dope September 14th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks The gang’s all here: Insane Putz Posse, Limp Putz, Putzokate, and Putz!
Editorials 0 Juggalos Harassing Businesses in Portland November 24th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg But why?
Editorials 0 Juggaho Suing ICP ‘Cuz Dey Tried to Give ‘Er Da D September 18th, 2013 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Apparently some women do not appreciate being given sex toys and offers to engage in intercourse with a penis of above-average girth.
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: DON’T WE LOVE GLENN DANZIG? June 15th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch The time is now half-past bongload on […]
Reviews 0 COREY MITCHELL’S FEBRUARY ’12 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST (THE “IT’S ABOUT F*CKING TIME” EDITION) April 2nd, 2012 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell Sorry for the delay. SXSW. Does it every year. […]
