Cinemetal 360 DROWNING POOL: STILL A THING August 16th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Our friends over at Metal Injection have premiered “Let the […]
Tour de Force 850 THIS MUST BE THE WORST LINE-UP FOR A FESTIVAL EVER June 22nd, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Reader John Schwarz alerted us to the existence of the […]
Editorials 1100 GET OVER IT, METALHEAD: YOU WON. GRUNGE LOST. May 18th, 2011 at 3:30pm Gary Suarez Axl’s somewhat recent post on kiddie-pop starlet Miley Cyrus’ screwface-inducing […]
Board to Death 230 BOARD TO DEATH: THE NO OZZFEST IN 2011 EDITION May 12th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg It has literally been years since we’ve done a new […]
New Stuff 140 MORE NEW ENSLAVED MUSIC FOR FREE! May 10th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein It’s damn hard to fault Scion for investing in the […]
Unsigned and Unholy 370 HOLY SH*T, THIS GUNS N’ ROSES COVER IS AMAZING April 4th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck Nu-GN’R, and fuck Velvet Revolver, too. This band covers […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 2210 WHAT YOUR FAVORITE METAL BAND SAYS ABOUT YOU March 28th, 2011 at 4:30pm Gary Suarez Those comic geniuses over at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency have done […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 320 ALL SHALL PERISH UNVEILS ‘DIVINE’ NEW JAM March 4th, 2011 at 10:40am Anso DF Thursday I wrote that MetalSucks honchos Vince Neilstein and Axl […]
Neilstein Soundscam 250 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: AT LEAST OLD ALBUMS ARE STILL SELLING February 9th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein I see a pattern developing in 2011; the only albums […]
Tour de Force 370 TRIVIUM ADDED TO MAYHEM FEST LINE-UP January 31st, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg When the line-up for this year’s Mayhem Fest was announced […]
Green Eggs and Slam 570 STEALING 18 VISIONS’ IDEAS: A BOOK BY THE 2011 METALCORE SCENE January 31st, 2011 at 12:30pm Sergeant D This post originally appeared on Stuff You Will Hate, but […]
Tour de Force 950 INITIAL LINE-UP (AND DATES?) FOR ROCKSTAR MAYHEM FEST 2011 UNVEILED January 25th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The line-up for this year’s Mayhem Fest wasn’t s’posedta be […]
...And F*ck You Too 310 EVAN SEINFELD IS TOO SMART November 10th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a quote from a recent Noisecreep piece on Biohazard’s […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2110 WHAT IS UR FAVORITE HARD ROCK BAND??? November 8th, 2010 at 1:20pm Sergeant D There’s nothing I love more than the cock-smashing brutality of […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 470 SCHMUCKY ERNA CAN’T EVEN APOLOGIZE RIGHT October 29th, 2010 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg Hey, remember a couple of weeks ago when Schmucky Erna […]
Cinemetal 240 SULLY ERNA’S ALICE IN CHAINS OBSESSION CONTINUES UNABATED September 21st, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I could say that Alice in Chains’ Unplugged album is […]
Reviews 250 DOWNSPIRIT’S POINT OF ORIGIN IS BAD ENOUGH TO GO PLATINUM August 26th, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Speaking purely from a marketing point of view, Downspirit‘s problem […]
Br00tal-lists 170 METALSUCKS & BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS July 20th, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF Usually when a fad fizzles, its casual fans disperse and […]
New Stuff 280 MURDERDOLLS MURDER MY INTEREST IN THEIR MUSIC June 18th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I’ve said before that Muderdolls were a guilty pleasure of […]
Editorials 2040 NUTCASES TO PROTEST DIO’S FUNERAL May 21st, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg God hates fags, Dio, and a decent fashion sense. We’ve […]
