Viral Vomit 0 Here’s Decrepit Birth Drummer Samus Paulicelli’s Judas Priest Spoof, “Taking a Dump” November 4th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Because hey, maybe nothing’s made you gag so far today.
This Sucks 0 Motörhead Ended Up Cancelling Their Denver Show, Too August 31st, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Will Lemmy ever again be able to play high-altitude locales?
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Napalm Festival Cancelled Due To Shitty Remarks About Dead Teenager by Promoter August 26th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus It has since been replaced with a benefit show for said poor girl.
Tour de Force 0 Metal Alliance Tour Officially Cancelled; Bands Continuing Tour with Branding June 10th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Maybe they should re-name it The Metal Disunity Tour?
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Decrepit Birth’s Samus Paulicelli The Heavy Metal Chicken Dance May 12th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh (clap-clap-clap-clap), duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh-duh (clap-clap-clap-clap)!
Tour de Force 0 Ozzy Osbourne Needs Surgery; Ozzfiesta Cancelled March 26th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg But what KIND of surgery?
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Decrepit Birth’s Samus Paulicelli Covers Babymetal’s “Gimme Chocolate” March 12th, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks The Babymetal cover featuring a grown ass, hairy, metal dude you’ve always wanted to see.
New Stuff 0 Jarboe Collaborates with Heavy Metal Cellist Helen Money on New EP January 12th, 2015 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Stream two full tracks from the effort right now.
New Stuff 0 High on Fire Debut New Song Live; Crappy Cell Phone Footage Available January 8th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg NSFW (No Shirts for Work)
This Sucks 0 He Is Legend Drummer Explodes, Dates Cancelled December 18th, 2014 at 10:30am Anso DF The Snot tour will go on without them (mostly).
Viral Vomit 0 Happy Chanukah! Here’s Some “Jewish Metal” by Decrepit Birth Drummer Samus Paulicelli! December 17th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein He totally nails it, as always.
This Sucks 0 Cannibal Corpse Comment on Russian Show Cancellations October 15th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Plus: check out chilling photos of SWAT teams shutting down one such gig.
Viral Vomit 0 Metal Drummer Samus Paulicelli Recorded a Metal Song Entirely with His Own Farts as Vocals September 22nd, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein ^^^^^ Possibly the single greatest screen cap in the history of ever.
Tour de Force 0 Remainder of Broken Hope/Oceano/Fallujah/Rivers of Nihil/Kublai Kahn Tour Cancelled April 4th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The best in brutality, the worst of luck.
Music Dorkery 0 Samus Paulicelli of Decrepit Birth Covers “Dance of Eternity” by Dream Theater March 18th, 2014 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Drum nerds gonna drum nerd.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Reviled Mobile Or Swell Cell? February 21st, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Using your phone at a show should be … um … hang on I must read this text.
\m/ 0 Best Video Ever of the Day: Two Cellists Slay AC/DC’s “Thunderstruck” February 21st, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s thunderstriking.
Tour de Force 0 Jason Newsted Explains His Soundwave Cancellation February 21st, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sort of.
Metal Tech 0 The Monolith Deathcult Take the Anti-Nile/KEN Mode Stance on Cell Phones at Shows February 19th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein The band is instructing their fans to film so they can crowd-source the video for later use.
Tour de Force 0 Jason Newsted May or May Not Have Cancelled His Australian Tour February 19th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg What in the mother of Dio is going on with Soundwave this year???