Not Quite Metal? 0 Today in Non-Metal Celebs Doing Metal Things: Madonna Plays Led Zeppelin on Guitar, Lady Gaga Sings Van Halen’s “Panama” June 24th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Shoulda changed the words to “Gagama.”
Tour de Force 0 Van Halen Announce Massive North American Summer Tour March 25th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Eddie Van Halen invented heavy metal guitar playing as we know it. Bow down in respect, son!!!
Lolz 0 Van Halen To Become Van Ellen March 20th, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus David Lee Roth to compete for the spotlight with another loud, upbeat blonde.
\m/ 0 Here’s Footage of David Lee Roth and Foo Fighters Performing Van Halen Songs January 12th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Plus: Diamond Dave debuts a startling new look.
\m/ 0 Watch Ex-Dream Theater Keyboardist Derek Sherinian Play Van Halen’s “Spanish Fly” on the Piano October 1st, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Bow down at the alter of EVH!
New Stuff 0 Gary Cherone’s New Hurtsmile Track Rocks at Least as Hard as Modern-Day Van Halen, if Not Harder September 16th, 2014 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein The Extreme / ex-VH singer is bringing Hurtsmile back for album #2.
\m/ 0 Watch the Late Joan Rivers Interview GWAR and Van Halen’s David Lee Roth September 4th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Before she was late, natch.
\m/ 0 Video: Bruce Springsteen Covers Van Halen, AC/DC April 7th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Moshing in the dark.
Cinemetal 0 Van Halen Unite Jews, Christians, and Muslims*!!! (*But only on South Park) November 8th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg But still…!
Cinemetal 0 Pearl Jam Covered Van Halen October 28th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Just think: if Jeremy had been hot for teacher, maybe he wouldn’t have killed himself.
Moppet Metal 0 Fourteen Year-Old Girl Shreds Through Van Halen’s “Eruption” May 23rd, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg She’s already too good to be in Korn!
Moppet Metal 0 Six-Year-Old Drummer Plays Metallica, Guns N’ Roses, Van Halen, Mötley Crüe, and More April 1st, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Ladies, he’s single!
New Stuff 0 Listen to Samples of the Songs LL Cool J Recorded with Eddie Van Halen March 25th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Crabs to Swizz Beatz and Metallica’s herpes.
Not Quite Metal? 0 New LL Cool J Album to Feature Eddie Van Halen and Tom Morello March 15th, 2013 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg So there’s a headline I never imagined I’d ever type.
Reunion Mania 0 Today in Van Halen: David Lee Roth “Would Always Look Forward” to a Reunion with Michael Anthony, but “Ed Has His Own Vision” February 13th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A surprising moment of honesty from Diamond Dave reveals that all may not be hunky-dory in VanHaland.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 DISPATCH FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN WHICH MITCH MALLOY IS THE LEAD SINGER OF VAN HALEN October 19th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Malloy’s 1996 audition for VH finds its way online.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 WOLFGANG VAN HALEN VS. BOY BAND ONE DIRECTION October 17th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The boy band are apparently Michael Anthony fans.
This Sucks 0 EDDIE VAN HALEN HAS LARGE POUCHES AROUND HIS POOP SLIDE August 30th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Wikipedia tells me that diverticulitis is “a common digestive disease particularly found in […]
Metal in the Media 0 BEST EDDIE VAN HALEN INTERVIEW EVER? August 27th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Bring Back Glam! dug up this interview with Eddie Van […]
Show Reviews 0 MY SUMMER VACATION: VAN HALEN July 3rd, 2012 at 10:30am Corey Mitchell photo credit: Jay Nanda/San Antonio Metal Music Examiner I am old […]
