New Stuff 0 Listen: Ozzy Osbourne Teams Up with The Cult’s Billy Morrison for “Gods” October 26th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Not altogether unpleasant.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 25-28: Ozzy Osbourne vs. Gene Simmons, Carla Harvey vs. Heidi Shepard, Courtney Love vs. Marilyn Manson, Frank Palmeri vs. Johnny Plague August 25th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Putz slap.
Cinemetal 0 Ozzy Osbourne Rumored to Be in the New Ghostbusters Movie August 5th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg We hear he bites the head off of Slimer.
Exclusive 0 Video: Westboro Baptist Church Member Sings Christian Version of “Crazy Train” by Ozzy Osbourne June 2nd, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Spokesperson Shirley Phelps-Roper also has some choice words for Slayer and Lamb of God.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Ozzy Osbourne and Bill Ward are Publicly Fighting About Stuff (groan) April 17th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein The Ozzman fires back at Ward for the accusations lofted his way by the ex-Sabbath drummer earlier this week.
Metal in the Media 0 Video: Justin Bieber Lip Syncs to Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” April 3rd, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg While Deon Sanders watches, no less.
Tour de Force 0 Ozzy Osbourne Needs Surgery; Ozzfiesta Cancelled March 26th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg But what KIND of surgery?
Editorials 0 Bats Avenge Fallen Brother, Invade Ozzy Osbourne’s Home February 9th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Bat State of England and Ireland — more commonly known as “BSEI” — has claimed credit for the attack
New Stuff 0 Listen: Chuck Billy and Alexei Laiho Cover Ozzy Osbourne’s “Mr. Crowley” February 4th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s okay.
New Stuff 0 Listen: Tom Morello and Serj Tankian Cover Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” January 21st, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s not just a rote, inferior recreation of the original!
Tour de Force 0 Ozzy Osbourne to Join Fellow Senior Citizens in Las Vegas January 7th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg He’s like a heavy metal Wayne Newton!
\m/ 0 New Species of Frog Named After Ozzy Osbourne November 12th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I object!” cries Kermit.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #23: Ozzy Osbourne October 15th, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Speaking only of his solo material, the man put out six truly great albums in a row. SIX! What other artists, metal or otherwise, can that be said about?
Vicious Vacation 0 Ozzy Osbourne Promises Total Boredom, Playful Racism at New Festival October 15th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s called Ozzfiesta. Because it’s in Mexico. Get it?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ozzy Osbourne: Black Sabbath are “Going to do One More Album, and a Final Tour” September 29th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg But Bill Ward can still go suck an egg.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Ozzy Osbourne: Still Sharp as a Tack September 23rd, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He has literally become a bad joke from a Ron Howard movie.
Metal Mysteries 0 What is Ozzy Osbourne’s Hell Gate? September 4th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The popular theory right now is that it’s a theme park attraction.
Rampant Rumors 0 Is This a Leak of a New Ozzy Osbourne Song? No, No it Isn’t. August 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is so silly.
Music Dorkery 0 Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train,” as Performed by The Harp Twins July 29th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Camille and Kennerly Kitt: still creepy!
Tweet Twat 0 Is Ozzy Osbourne About to Release a New Solo Album? July 23rd, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Hashtag #OzzyRules unveils album art for new mystery project.
